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Never lie to your mother. That's like the biggest lesson that I learned, learned throughout my life, you know? — Bristol Palin

John McCain famously has been incredibly loyal to Sarah Palin ever since he picked her as his running mate. — Rachel Maddow

Folks, this government isn't too big to fail, it's too big to succeed. — Sarah Palin

I am one to believe that life starts at the moment of conception. — Sarah Palin

People are still crazy about Python after twenty-five years, which I find hard to believe. — Michael Palin

He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something. — Sarah Palin

I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way. — Sarah Palin

Palin seems to have forgotten that her poll ratings have plummeted since the summer of 2011. — Ron Fournier

We need independents, we need the GOP, we need Reagan Democrats. — Sarah Palin

Easter time reminds us that we have every right to believe that this hope is based on time-tested truths and a solid foundation. — Sarah Palin

The human race should just slow down and think about what it is doing. — Michael Palin

We need a foreign policy that distinguishes America's friends from her enemies, and recognizes the true threats that we face. — Sarah Palin

Polls? Nah ... they're for strippers and cross country skiers. — Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school. — Bill Maher

Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for. — David Letterman

I saw novelists as being admirable people and I thought ... I thought ... maybe, one day, I could be one of them. — Michael Palin

It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia. — Sarah Palin

Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one? — John Cleese

A gasline will help shape our economic future - the same way that oil has shaped our economic present. — Sarah Palin

We're red, white and blue, and President Obama, we are through with you. — Sarah Palin

It looks like they picked Sarah goddamn Palin. We have to get moving. — David Plouffe

I am pro-life and I believe that marriage should only be between and man and a woman. — Sarah Palin

They determined who got the first question by a coin toss, to which Sarah Palin said, 'Oh, what a coincidence, that's how I got picked.' — Jay Leno

Patriotic is saying, government, you know, you're not always the solution. — Sarah Palin

Geography prepares for the world of work - geographers, with their skills of analysis are highly employable! — Michael Palin

Pressure builds character and allows to handle what else is coming. — Sarah Palin

I can see November from my house. — Sarah Palin

How do you know there's not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam? — Sarah Palin

Yet without the darkness," said Palin suddenly, "we would never be aware that the stars exist. — Margaret Weis

May we always be happy, and may our enemies know it! — Bristol Palin

The news makes me sad, so I don't watch it. — Sarah Palin

Obama's capitalism is a capitalism of connections. — Sarah Palin

I'm pro-life. I'll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life. — Sarah Palin

The kids growing up is a separate strand to your life. However bad a day you've had, that's the most important thing, and you have to remember that. — Michael Palin

Contrary to what the politicians and religious leaders would like us to believe, the world won't be made safer by creating barriers between people. — Michael Palin

Travelling, and being paid for it, is just great. — Michael Palin

Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet. — Sarah Palin

Driving Sarah Palin To 'Renounce' Her 'Republican Ties — Anonymous

Palin is smart, politically skilled, courageous and likable. Her convention and debate performances were impressive. — David Brooks

Night falls over Machu Picchu to the sound of Abba's 'Dancing Queen'. — Michael Palin

I think a lot of people are capitalizing, perhaps exploiting, what was done via me, my family, my administration ... — Sarah Palin

I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq. — Sarah Palin

I need NOW's defense like a fish needs a bicycle. I don't want them to defend me. — Sarah Palin

It's not a model if it's full-size. It's a ice-breaker! — Michael Palin

It would be absurd for me to diagnose Sarah Palin with a sprained ankle, let alone any sort of mental illness. — Nicolle Wallace

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids. — Bill Maher

I think Sarah Palin is amazing. I totally admire her. — Nadine Dorries

Now, what sort of person would write a scene where a young man stumbles upon a castle full only of beautiful young women? Answer: ME! — Michael Palin

I want people to know there is more to Somalia than looting and piracy. — Michael Palin

Why do so many black and Hispanic people vote for liberals who so energetically support the murder of black and Hispanic babies? — Bristol Palin

I am not a clone of Sarah Palin. I have my own thoughts. — Christine O'Donnell

To choose and be so adamant about this exact location just a block or two away from 9/11, again is that knife, it feels like. — Sarah Palin

People just need to be confident in their own skin and be proud of themselves. — Bristol Palin

If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not. — Megyn Kelly

The fact that drilling won't solve every problem is no excuse to do nothing at all. — Sarah Palin

Despite what the pundits want us to think, contested primaries aren't civil war, they are democracy at work, and that's beautiful. — Sarah Palin

Somewhere, a long way away, people are doing sensible things like mowing lawns and digging gardens. — Michael Palin

We should create law based on the God of the Bible, — Sarah Palin

Each of us knows that we have an obligation to care for the old, the young and the sick. We stand strongest when we stand with the weakest among us. — Sarah Palin

John McCain has already tapped me — Sarah Palin

Please don't ask which I enjoy more - acting or hosting - because I love them equally. — Michael Palin

Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas — Sarah Palin

I love that smell of the emissions! — Sarah Palin

Inexplicable: I recently won in court to stop my book "America by Heart" from being leaked, but US Govt can't stop Wikileaks' treasonous act? — Sarah Palin

The thought of Sarah Palin as president gives me acid reflux. — Christopher Buckley

In America, we believe that competition strengthens us. — Sarah Palin

Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life — Michael Palin

I believe that there is a God's plan for this world, and that plan for this world is for good. — Sarah Palin

I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin. — Libba Bray

I am very cautious of people who are absolutely right, especially when they are vehemently so. — Michael Palin

The Vice-President is supreme boss of the Senate. — Sarah Palin

I would have waived the Jones Act, and some unions not might not like it, not union membership, but the union leaders, too many, who are thugs. — Sarah Palin

Well I think that, if you want to look at polarizing people right now, I wouldn't look at Palin, I'd look at Barack Obama. — Laura Ingraham

I need to know if she [Sarah Palin] thinks dinosaurs were here four thousand years ago ... because she's going to have the nuclear code. — Matt Damon

They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull - lipstick. — Sarah Palin

John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as running mate is the towering example of his poor judgment. Palin's ignorance of public affairs is monumental. — Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

And I can see Russia from my house. — Tina Fey

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

Children with special needs inspire a special love. — Sarah Palin

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!! — Michael Palin

I like that lady - Sarah Palin. She's great. I like the cut of her jib. — Paul Johnson

If a caribou needs to be sacrificed for the sake of energy independence, I say, 'Mr. Caribou, maybe you need to take one for the team.' — Sarah Palin

Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch. — Michele Bachmann

'Nice' means nothing. Is it someone who doesn't swear and shout? I swear and shout. 'Nice' sounds ineffectual. — Michael Palin

George Harrison's passing was really sad, but it does make the afterlife seem much more attractive. — Michael Palin

We need leaders who will stand up for the little guy and listen once again. — Sarah Palin

Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein. — John Heilemann, Mark Halperin

When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it. — Sarah Palin

Ronnie Barker was a straightforward man who had this extraordinary ability to make the nation laugh — Michael Palin

There is great variation in brain power all the way from Einstien on one hand to Sarah Palin on the other. — Richard Dawkins

The United States ranks 14th in the world in education. Even if we subtract Sarah Palin's test scores, it only bumps us to third. Damn you, Finland! — Christopher Titus

We need American sources of resources, we need American energy, brought to you by American ingenuity and produced by American workers. — Sarah Palin

The [Sarah ]Palin endorsement as sort of vouching for Donald Trump is all about. She is the sort of tribune of not conservatism as ideology. — Chris Hayes

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part. — Andy Borowitz

All I ask of food is that it doesn't harm me. — Michael Palin

I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. — Bill Maher

If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn't he? — Sarah Palin

The need to eat, sleep and dry out plays havoc with your sense of wonder. — Michael Palin

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president. — Bill Maher

We are truly the land of the great. From the rock shores of ... Hawaii ... to the beautiful sandy beaches of ... Hawaii ... America is our home. — Sarah Palin