Pageant Quotes
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Pageant Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole.
— Nick Pageant
Now I was truly offended. "I don't read romance novels," I hissed, "I read gay fiction.
— Nick Pageant
History is a pageant and not a philosophy.
— Augustine Birrell
In life's rich beauty pageant we put children on a stage, said flash your soft white belly child, but just don't act your age.
— Rodney Crowell
I did one pageant in sixth grade, and I loved it! I loved the dresses and the big hair.
— Molly Quinn
The Miss America Pageant reinforces a belief that women are merely how they look and how they please.
— Gloria Steinem
Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not.
— Nick Pageant
I'm a pageant girl from Texas, so I like makeup and hairspray. And the smoky eye? I think I was born with it!
— Eva Longoria
No Life can pompless pass away -The lowliest career
To the same Pageant wends its way
As that exalted here - — Emily Dickinson
Nothing impresses the mind with a deeper feeling of loneliness than to tread the silent and deserted scene of former throng and pageant.
— Washington Irving
I kind of like to think of myself as the bad girl Olympian that would get kicked out of the Miss America pageant.
— Ronda Rousey
I must be very clear in one thing ... Being a pageant girl is not who I am or what defines me.
— Joyce Giraud
Walmart suddenly smells like a prosti-tot pageant.
— Fanny Merkin
I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That's like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible.
— Zooey Deschanel
When I got to be about 16,17 I got into a beauty pageant and I was allowed to start playing around with makeup.
— Halle Berry
I was not raped! I had a boxing lesson! Are you both crazy?
— Nick Pageant
Earthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant.
— Dana Gould
The whole process of winning the pageant has been so amazing, I'm really excited to move forward into all kinds of projects.
— Olivia Culpo
Fine, Gran. I'll fist his ass.
— Nick Pageant
I am so not a pageant girl, but I signed up for the Miss Junior Florida contest because I thought it would be good experience.
— Amanda Latona
When I am dead, no pageant train shall waste their sorrows at my bier. Nor worthless pomp of homage vain stain it with hypocritic tear.
— Edward Everett
I like trees, they will someday be books.
— Nick Pageant
Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.
— David Letterman
Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, "Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?
— Nick Pageant
Back in the day after I won my first pageant there was an agency that was getting me work on the side.
— Maria Menounos
It sounded artificial, like a beauty pageant contestant pledging world peace. I did feel sad, but articulating it seemed cheap to me.
— Gillian Flynn
It seemed to me that this might be a great pageant, which would give a chance for a very interesting picture.
— Henry Ossawa Tanner
I was one sexy, cardigan-clad HoMoFo.
— Nick Pageant
OVATION, n. n ancient Rome, a definite, formal pageant in honor of one who had been disserviceable to the enemies of the nation. A lesser "triumph."
— Ambrose Bierce
All our pride is but a jest. None are worst and none are best. Grief and hope and joy and fear Play their pageant everywhere.
— Thomas Campion
History is the great dust-heap ... a pageant and not a philosophy.
— Augustine Birrell
You're filmed that one very special day of the pageant, and you want to make sure you're as ready to go as you can be.
— Olivia Culpo
Pageant makeup is so different from your day-to-day look. When you're on stage you really have to pack it on.
— Katherine Webb
My family took me to church when I was like 4 years old, and I had to be in a pageant, and I was playing Jesus.
— David Walton
The pageant of a former hour, Is Beauty in the Grave.
— Roger Scruton
The day of the sun is like the day of a king. It is a promenade in the morning, a sitting on the throne at noon, a pageant in the evening.
— Wallace Stevens
Then I realized that for eighteen hundred years the Church Militant had not been a pageant, but a riot - and a suppressed riot. There,
— G.K. Chesterton
I'll read anything since I'm something of a book slut.
— Nick Pageant
