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Oxygen Funny Quotes By Joaquin Andujar: There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all

There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them. — Joaquin Andujar

Oxygen Funny Quotes By Diana Y. Paul: Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter

Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how? — Diana Y. Paul

Oxygen Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: My dad's dying wish was to have his

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr

Oxygen Funny Quotes By Karina Halle: But I was Dex Foray and 'dramatic' was

But I was Dex Foray and 'dramatic' was my middle name, along with 'The Fuckmaster' and 'Pierre — Karina Halle

Oxygen Funny Quotes By Beth Ramsay: For gosh sakes, it's not a horse race

For gosh sakes, it's not a horse race as to how many business cards you can fling out there! What a turn-off. — Beth Ramsay

Oxygen Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die. — Frankie Boyle

Oxygen Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams. — Rita Rudner

Oxygen Funny Quotes By Diogenes: There is only a finger's difference between a

There is only a finger's difference between a wise man and a fool. — Diogenes

Oxygen Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Mussolini?" Leo frowned. "Wasn't he like BFFs with

Mussolini?" Leo frowned. "Wasn't he like BFFs with Hitler? — Rick Riordan

Oxygen Funny Quotes By Martin Jol: I'm the same as maybe six or seven

I'm the same as maybe six or seven people in every ten - I can't take f***ing criticism. — Martin Jol