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I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
— Carl Hiaasen
They would get their shit together, and keep it together, and maintain it neatly and in good working order.
— Tim O'Brien
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
— Oscar Wilde
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
A robber? In the trash bins? Honestly, Wes. This is Salem Falls, not the set of Law and Order.
— Jodi Picoult
We have truth in order not to die of art.— Steve Aylett
Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree.
— G.K. Chesterton
Funny, I don't particularly care for either "laws" or "order". Liberty is messy. Freedom yields imperfect results.
— A.E. Samaan
It's funny. Writing is a solitary task, but in order to succeed at it, you need other people.
— Kim Wright
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'
— Carol Burnett
