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Out Cold Funny Quotes By Morgan Rhodes: She gave him a cold and enraged glare.

She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

Out Cold Funny Quotes By K.M. Alexander: It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold. — K.M. Alexander

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Markus Zusak: As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy

As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice. — Markus Zusak

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: The Flinstones wore furs, they ate red meat,

The Flinstones wore furs, they ate red meat, and had a stoneage philosophy. In fact, they were the first Republicans ... — Jay Leno

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Dave Moulton: Why is American beer served cold? So you

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Jane Austen: And everyday confirms my belief of the inconsistency

And everyday confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters. — Jane Austen

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Daniel Barenboim: I love conducting. What I'm tired of is

I love conducting. What I'm tired of is music administration. I don't want that. I just want to make music. — Daniel Barenboim

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Tracey Alvarez: After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold

After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track. — Tracey Alvarez

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If a drink was ice cold, it would

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it. — Mitch Hedberg

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Yusuf Al-Qaradawi: There are many democracies in our Arab and

There are many democracies in our Arab and Islamic countries, but unfortunately, they are all false democracies. — Yusuf Al-Qaradawi

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Stephen Evans: Treat Death as it treats us: with utter

Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference. — Stephen Evans

Out Cold Funny Quotes By James M. Barrie: Young boys should never be sent to bed.

Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older. — James M. Barrie

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Arlin Sailesh Kapadia: Mother nature pushes you back the faster you

Mother nature pushes you back the faster you go, same way people will full you back, the faster you succeed. — Arlin Sailesh Kapadia

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Ilyas Kassam: To seek contentment is to release the novelty

To seek contentment is to release the novelty that lies within monotony — Ilyas Kassam

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Judd Apatow: One of my fears is that I'm suddenly

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. — Judd Apatow

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: You both talk too much," the kid says.

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to ride in a cold air

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!" — Mitch Hedberg

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Benito Mussolini: If you acquit me, you will give me

If you acquit me, you will give me great pleasure. If you condemn me you will do me honour! — Benito Mussolini

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Milan Kundera: In the sunset of dissolution, everything is illuminated

In the sunset of dissolution, everything is illuminated by the aura of nostalgia, even the guillotine. — Milan Kundera

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Denis Leary: Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Richard Patrick: Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Jonathan Ive: Apple stood for something and had a reason

Apple stood for something and had a reason for being that wasn't just about making money. — Jonathan Ive

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Edward Snowden: You will never be completely free from risk,

You will never be completely free from risk, if you're free. The only time you can be free from risk is when you're in prison. — Edward Snowden

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I am in love, and the river is

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Rodney Jones: Nothing survives that hasn't been lovingly scarred in

Nothing survives that hasn't been lovingly scarred in the brain or dented by the human voice. — Rodney Jones

Out Cold Funny Quotes By Craig Morgan: this ain't nothin

this ain't nothin — Craig Morgan