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She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold. — K.M. Alexander

As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice. — Markus Zusak

The Flinstones wore furs, they ate red meat, and had a stoneage philosophy. In fact, they were the first Republicans ... — Jay Leno

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

And everyday confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters. — Jane Austen

I love conducting. What I'm tired of is music administration. I don't want that. I just want to make music. — Daniel Barenboim

After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track. — Tracey Alvarez

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it. — Mitch Hedberg

There are many democracies in our Arab and Islamic countries, but unfortunately, they are all false democracies. — Yusuf Al-Qaradawi

Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference. — Stephen Evans

Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older. — James M. Barrie

Mother nature pushes you back the faster you go, same way people will full you back, the faster you succeed. — Arlin Sailesh Kapadia

To seek contentment is to release the novelty that lies within monotony — Ilyas Kassam

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. — Judd Apatow

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!" — Mitch Hedberg

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh

If you acquit me, you will give me great pleasure. If you condemn me you will do me honour! — Benito Mussolini

In the sunset of dissolution, everything is illuminated by the aura of nostalgia, even the guillotine. — Milan Kundera

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

Apple stood for something and had a reason for being that wasn't just about making money. — Jonathan Ive

You will never be completely free from risk, if you're free. The only time you can be free from risk is when you're in prison. — Edward Snowden

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Nothing survives that hasn't been lovingly scarred in the brain or dented by the human voice. — Rodney Jones

this ain't nothin — Craig Morgan