Orgasms Quotes
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I have to physically attracted to someone. But I can't just be with someone just because it's great sex. Because orgasms don't last long enough.
— Courteney Cox
Females do not have orgasms every time they have sex.
— Sue Johanson
You're not in love with him. You're just happy to be here. Really supremely fucking happy. And all hopped up on the fresh air and orgasms.
— Melanie Harlow
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.
— Alonzo Bodden
I love to deliver orgasms to the masses!
— Tom DeLonge
I could fuck you senseless right here, right now, and give the women watching orgasms. That, sweetheart, is how good I am.
— Tabatha Vargo
No matter how many orgasms you have, if you have any common sense to begin with, it always comes back.
— Linda Howard
An orgasm is like the big bang, the explosion that creates life and makes life worth living.
— Chloe Thurlow
We won't be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night." - Bats 2015
— Fred Barnett
Opinions are like orgasms ... mine matters most and I really don't care if you have one.
— Sylvia Plath
80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
— George Lopez
Does sex make life worth living? Didn't you say, the other day, 'Our lives are only as good as our orgasms'?
— Hanif Kureishi
I was more than willing to put aside the Charley Davidson Book of Etiquette and Mud Wrestling if it resulted in earth-shattering orgasms.
— Darynda Jones
That was okay for you?""No, that made my orgasms have orgasms, so it was anything but okay. — Debra Anastasia
A woman's orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependant as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.
— Megan Hart
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
— Adam Carolla
I fantasized about claiming all of her orgasms for the next year.
— Lisa Lang Blakeney
Fucking men makes me have repeated orgasms. Fucking boys makes me angry."Kelli from Scott Hildreth's Baby Girl — Scott Hildreth
Orgasms galore and sore vagina here I come.
— Jessica Florence
Life was too short for weak orgasms and lousy lays.
— Christina Elle
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
When you have your first virgin orgasm it's like seeing a mirror reflecting all the good things life has in store.
— Chloe Thurlow
Final statement: Not all women want marriage and children; many want only orgasms and pets. Never forget that.
— Paulo Coelho
Arthritic toothless people who love orgasms are more likely to reproduce than are limber, toothy people who do not.
— Daniel M. Gilbert
Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.
— Daniel Tosh
Rune the Insatiable. he buffed his black claws. "Wringing orgasms and breaking hearts for eons.
— Kresley Cole
Rule number five: All your orgasms belong to me.
— Ella Dominguez
His anger seemed out of proportion to the crime. Men. Give them an orgasm and they want ... well, probably more orgasms.
— Kate Meader
I had orgasms with clients, even though it was kind of a taboo at that time to admit it. Women weren't supposed to enjoy sex that much!
— Annie Sprinkle
I have a word problem for you." "I'm listening" "If Naz forgoes sleep, and Karissa gets naked, how many orgasms can he give her before sun up?
— J.M. Darhower
Is mind melting your power?""No, mostly I give orgasms." Cam wiggled his eyebrows at her. "Lots and lots of mind-blowing orgasms. — Stacey O'Neale
That man gave piggy banks orgasms.
— Dannika Dark
The goal is soccer's orgasm. And like orgasms, goals have become an ever less frequent occurrence in modern life.
— Eduardo Galeano
A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.
— Paris Hilton
What do you think about having some orgasms to celebrate?
— Thea Harrison
Uh, I'm thankful for you all, even if you get on my nerves sometimes," Carmine said. "Oh, and orgasms ... definitely thankful for those.
— J.M. Darhower
In a carefully prepared, loving LSD session, a woman will inevitably have several hundred orgasms.
— Timothy Leary
There's nothing like an orgasm to make a person thinkand more often than not, to think too much. — Doug Cooper
I think my work here is done. Breakfast and multiple orgasms...You won't get that at your favorite diner.
— Toni Aleo
For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Her perfume or soap or whatever it was reminded him of sandalwood and something else.Oh, right ... orgasms. — J.R. Ward
Orgasms are nice, but revolutions are better.
— Gail Dines
You fucking raped me with emotional orgasms. Repeatedly. I'm just giving you a physical one, why am I the criminal now?
— Lucian Bane
With tears of gratitude, I told him I had never had multiple orgasms before. From that moment on, I owned him.
— L.T. Graham
I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.
— Charlaine Harris
Cody probably tossed away orgasms like Kleenex.
— Annabeth Albert
Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.
— Kelly Moran
Orgasms make such pretty bows to presents.
— Nikita King
Bloody talk about bloody orgasms with your own bloody woman not mine," Barrons said tightly. "You don't know a thing about her orgasms and never will.
— Karen Marie Moning
Orgasms, for her, had been what she faked with a man and provided herself when she was alone,
— Linda Howard
Until that night, she'd categorized multiple orgasms with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking.
— Amanda Usen
I was done with him giving me space. I wanted a new kind of comfort from him. Specifically in the form of orgasms.
— Samantha Young
Back then I confused passions and orgasms with love. It look me years to realize the two weren't synonymous.
— Terry McMillan
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
— Suze Orman
What are friends for, but to help each other get through bad times and have multiple orgasms?
— Elizabeth Morgan
Even your orgasms are mine.
— Tara Sue Me
