Oreo Quotes: top 19 famous quotes about Oreo

Oreo Quotes & Sayings

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It's like he has this power over me - like I have an eating disorder and he's a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. — Christopher Moore

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it — Warren Zevon

A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better! — Erinn Westbrook

I'm not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. It's a fundamental character flaw, possibly a sign of true evil. — Jonathan Maberry

It's wild how chefs have become like rock stars. — Todd English

Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead ... youll live longer! #JustSaying — Timothy Pina

I'm always relaxed. — Karl Lagerfeld

M'Dear," I said cordially, "Your butt's blocking my bumper. Do you think you could move your loitering five feet to the south and let me leave? — Maggie Stiefvater

How'd he taste?"
Like a five second rule Oreo ... " he said thoughtfully
A five second rule Oreo?"
A little dirty, but still sweet ... — Amy Lane

One of my motivations in life is to be a billionaire. — Birdman

I have a sneaking suspicion that you're not 100% committed to your Oreo diet. — Becky Albertalli

Moral obligation is to me so very strong a Stimulant, that in 9 cases out of ten it acts as a Narcotic. The Blow that should rouse, stuns me. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never touch Oreo's ears or tail! ~ Abby Osborne — Alice C. Hart

Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. — Diane Arbus

If you have no wounds, how can you know if you're alive? — Edward Albee

The real tragedy is to live your entire life without anything that brings you joy and never even realize it. From — Marie Kondo

Love cannot be seeded into someone. It is a fire that is difficult to kindle but once it takes on, it is equally difficult to extinguish. — Mirza Asadullah Khan Ghalib

Okay, so this had all the makings of a cluster fuck, but there was a Dairy Queen Oreo Cheese-Quake Blizzard waiting for me somewhere. — Janet Evanovich

I just saved your fucking life, Mom ... You could at least offer me an Oreo. — Neal Stephenson