Oral Sex Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Oral Sex

Oral Sex Quotes & Sayings

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My personal feeling is that oral sex is against nature. — Pat Robertson

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! — Adam Carolla

It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking. — David Sedaris

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down. — Stewart Francis

So far as I knew, Hallmark didn't make a "Sorry I Interrupted Your Oral Sex" card. — Joanna Wylde

I think the last thing you should do to someone willing to put your penis in their mouth is give them criticism. — S.A. Tawks

How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. — John B. Keane

Ancient whore secret:
to give enjoyable head,
enjoy giving head. — Asa Akira

Don't spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in male semen; it's an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive. — Chloe Thurlow

I was Cery's best pupil, but only in certain subjects. Oral sex and improvised weaponry, for example, though rarely in conjunction. — Kit Rocha

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view. — Maureen Lipman

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want - anal, oral, fisting - but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection. — Slavoj Zizek

North Carolina is temperate and populated with well-meaning people; therefore I will engage in oral sex with another man. — David Sedaris

my oral sex skills are off the chart. I know all about getting dirty down under. Let me show you, pretty please? — Kylie Scott

I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.'
Oh, Rae. Who hasn't — Anne Lamott

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk

He tastes of rice with a touch of saffron. He says I taste of seafood. I guess we'd make a good paella. — Chloe Thurlow

Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea! — Mallory Ortberg

Only the French, I thought, could attain orgasm by listening to themselves. It was self-inflicted oral sex. A DIY blowjob. — Stephen Clarke

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a vegetarian." Mia lifted her glass and took a sip.
"Hm. Does that mean no oral sex?"
She nearly spat her wine — Ava Gray

What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women. — Damien Lemon

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. — Barbara Bush

Self-administering oral sex is not my cup of tea, but you have to hand it to him for his ruthless determination to enjoy himself. — Justin Halpern

Make no mistake: girls love getting head as much as giving head. Giving head is good for your health. Getting head is good for the soul. — Chloe Thurlow

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license. — Ray Romano

You women have more holes than swiss cheese. — Charles Bukowski

As a woman still,
without the right kind of mouth,
my tongue's of no use. — Kristen Henderson

She pulled away from Eric's grasp, knelt before Brian and looked up at him.
"Let me suck you off," she said. "Please. — Olivia Cunning

She was giving me oral sex, and she got carried away ... So I choked her. — Arthur Shawcross

Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms. — Allen Ginsberg

Is oral sex bad? — G.L. Tomas

5% of women have true multiple orgasms only through intercourse and these women typically find oral sex uncomfortable. — Gail Saltz

An anagram of Axl Rose is oral sex. Why do I know? Because when I'm not playing music I love solving erotic jumbles. — Slash

You know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn't want to do it, — Don Lemon