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Oprah Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: The spirit of wrath - not the words

The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk. — Mark Twain

Oprah Funny Quotes By Donald Miller: He captures memories because if he forgets them,

He captures memories because if he forgets them, it's as though they didn't happen. — Donald Miller

Oprah Funny Quotes By Oprah Winfrey: I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger.

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger. — Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Funny Quotes By Oprah Winfrey: Living in the moment brings you a sense

Living in the moment brings you a sense of reverence for all of life's blessings. — Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Funny Quotes By Anthea Turner: Maybe, instead of paying so much in tax,

Maybe, instead of paying so much in tax, the very rich could be incentivised to help their local community and young people who do not have a home. — Anthea Turner

Oprah Funny Quotes By Oprah Winfrey: Mr. Right is coming, but he's in Africa

Mr. Right is coming, but he's in Africa and he's walking. — Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Funny Quotes By Tina Fey: Amy Poehler and I have been friends for

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey

Oprah Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham

Oprah Funny Quotes By Robin Hobb: Oh, the power that lurks in the naming

Oh, the power that lurks in the naming of names. — Robin Hobb

Oprah Funny Quotes By Walter Raleigh: Fain would I climb, yet fear I to

Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall. — Walter Raleigh

Oprah Funny Quotes By Allen Evangelista: Try to keep an open mind.

Try to keep an open mind. — Allen Evangelista

Oprah Funny Quotes By Bien Sufficient: No one ever became great without troubles. Troubles

No one ever became great without troubles. Troubles are opportunities for greatness in disguise — Bien Sufficient

Oprah Funny Quotes By Thomas Harris: How seldom we recognize the sound when the

How seldom we recognize the sound when the bolt of our fate slides home. — Thomas Harris

Oprah Funny Quotes By Paulo Coelho: I must stop thinking. I'll pretend that everything's

I must stop thinking. I'll pretend that everything's all right and then everything will be. — Paulo Coelho

Oprah Funny Quotes By Vinoba Bhave: In this world of chance and change and

In this world of chance and change and mutability, the fulfillment of any resolve depends on the will of the Lord. — Vinoba Bhave