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Open Door Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

Open Door Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Thought she said to leave the door open.""It

Thought she said to leave the door open."
"It is. It's cracked. That's Open. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Open Door Funny Quotes By Jean Cocteau: Don't for a moment believe He was killing

Don't for a moment believe He was killing the young; He was costuming angels. — Jean Cocteau

Open Door Funny Quotes By Beth Ehemann: Any physical contact with her was a bonus.

Any physical contact with her was a bonus. She could give me a noogie and I'd consider it a win. — Beth Ehemann

Open Door Funny Quotes By Simon Dunn: Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick. — Simon Dunn

Open Door Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. — Steven Wright

Open Door Funny Quotes By Wes Locher: Our family was nearly torn apart on several

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher

Open Door Funny Quotes By Ash Gray: I made a noise of disgust, and I

I made a noise of disgust, and I think I would have stormed out if I knew how to open the door. — Ash Gray

Open Door Funny Quotes By Jeff Goins: Think of it this way: if the practice

Think of it this way: if the practice is enjoyable, then you aren't growing. — Jeff Goins

Open Door Funny Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Love is the chariot of emotion which takes

Love is the chariot of emotion which takes us to our beloved. When we love we see beyond the prism of illusion. — Frederick Lenz

Open Door Funny Quotes By Pansy Ho: I don't play. I'm a terrible gambler. I

I don't play. I'm a terrible gambler. I don't know half the rules, and I'm not really patient enough to sit through hours of gaming. — Pansy Ho

Open Door Funny Quotes By Toni Andrews: He had waited until I had my door

He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. — Toni Andrews

Open Door Funny Quotes By Sarah Beth Durst: My manly strength will not allow me to

My manly strength will not allow me to choose a less unyielding material," Matt said. "I have rocks for muscles. You fear my strength. — Sarah Beth Durst

Open Door Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Why is it, when a door is open

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? — Steven Wright

Open Door Funny Quotes By Kate Atkinson: I am mad, I think. I am mad

I am mad, I think. I am mad therefore I think. I am mad therefore I think I am. — Kate Atkinson

Open Door Funny Quotes By Jake Wizner: There once was a man who was sore'Cuz

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

Open Door Funny Quotes By Don Roff: Love it when a compelling new character kicks

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff