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Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

Thought she said to leave the door open."
"It is. It's cracked. That's Open. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Don't for a moment believe He was killing the young; He was costuming angels. — Jean Cocteau

Any physical contact with her was a bonus. She could give me a noogie and I'd consider it a win. — Beth Ehemann

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick. — Simon Dunn

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. — Steven Wright

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher

I made a noise of disgust, and I think I would have stormed out if I knew how to open the door. — Ash Gray

Think of it this way: if the practice is enjoyable, then you aren't growing. — Jeff Goins

Love is the chariot of emotion which takes us to our beloved. When we love we see beyond the prism of illusion. — Frederick Lenz

I don't play. I'm a terrible gambler. I don't know half the rules, and I'm not really patient enough to sit through hours of gaming. — Pansy Ho

He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. — Toni Andrews

My manly strength will not allow me to choose a less unyielding material," Matt said. "I have rocks for muscles. You fear my strength. — Sarah Beth Durst

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? — Steven Wright

I am mad, I think. I am mad therefore I think. I am mad therefore I think I am. — Kate Atkinson

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff