One Leg Quotes
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He stood and he only had one leg. The other was like a chunk of burnt pine-log he was carrying along as a penance for some obscure sin.
— Ray Bradbury
I fear that Christians who stand with only one leg upon earth also stand with only one leg in heaven (12 August 1943).
— Dietrich Bonhoeffer
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
I'd actually spent some time in my bedroom moving around using only one leg,trying to raise my sympathy level when I got really frustrated with him.
— Rachel Hawthorne
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
— Garry Shandling
He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg.
— P.G. Wodehouse
My stylist coached me on how to stand for photos. Always put one leg forward and a hand on your hip.
— Rebecca Gayheart
I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg.
— Jack Klugman
But be warned, deep down, I'm just an ordinary guy who puts his fishnets on one leg at a time like everyone else.
— Blair Evans
The one arm one leg pushup is an exercise in total body tension
— Pavel Tsatsouline
People who deliberate fully before they take a step will spend their lives on one leg
— Anthony De Mello
It seems that they're playing with one leg tied together.
— Kenny Sansom
I tell you, Madame, if one gave birth to a heart on a plate, it would say "Love" and twitch like the lopped leg of a frog.
— Djuna Barnes
pain that would extend down his spine into one leg or the other, like a wooden stake set aflame and thrust into him:
— Hanya Yanagihara
I miss him like one might miss a scar, or wooden leg, something disfiguring but characteristic.
— Nick Hornby
If ever it's necessary to ride the bandwagon, it's done with one leg swinging out and eyes scoping the fields.
— Criss Jami
I've got a crooked elbow and I generally say my prayers with one leg on a brass rail.
— Edward Abbey
For every bad there might be a worse; and when one breaks his leg let him be thankful it was not his neck.
— Joseph Hall
no one could ever put a splint on a frog's leg
— Jose Saramago
Without women, we stood in space on one leg only.
— Vladimir Dzhanibekov
Nobody has ever had to go off following one of my tackles and nobody has broken their leg.
— Paul Scholes
one leg crossed nonchalantly over the other.
— David McCullough
What is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know the difference.
— Terry Pratchett
You cannot strengthen one by weakening another; and you cannot add to the stature of a dwarf by cutting off the leg of a giant.
— Benjamin Franklin Fairless
I'm ready to lose my life if that's what Portugal needs to win. I'll play vs USA even if I play with one leg.
— Cristiano Ronaldo
A gourmet can tell from the flavor whether a woodcock's leg is the one on which the bird is accustomed to roost.
— Lucius Beebe
His leg might be weaker, but at least it no longer mattered when one half of a pair of socks went AWOL in the dryer.
— Laura Kaye
I want to see a good miracle. I want to see a man with oneleg, and then I want to see the other leg grow out. — Robert G. Ingersoll
She raised one leg and gave me all her weight as I dipped her. She either trusted me or wanted to fall.
— John Green
Call it that if you like. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.
— Robert A. Heinlein
She puts one leg in the car and says, "I guess now you know you're not the only freak." It's the nicest thing she's ever said to me.
— Jennifer Niven
If I'm going to show cleavage or chest then I don't show leg. I show one thing. If I show leg then everything else is covered up.
— Tracee Ellis Ross
I wipe away my tears and nod, because the pain in my leg is nothing compare to the one in my heart.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
To change a political system, the majority of the thinking citizens must unite, speak with one voice and stand firm like one leg.
— Ahmed Padia Binkatabana
To stand on one leg and prove God's existence is a very different thing from going on one's knees and thanking Him.
— Soren Kierkegaard
My father did shape me. He didn't drive because he had one leg, and for years I never drove. I had no mobility.
— Pete Hamill
Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.
— Eamon Dunphy
A lie stands on one leg, truth on two.
— Benjamin Franklin
(Vane) laughed at his brother who was slugging it out with another Daimon. How about I grab one leg, you grab the other and we make a wish and pull?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
The hospital, by necessity, may send a man home with one leg less: but it will not (in a creative rapture) send him home with one leg extra.
— G.K. Chesterton
I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.
— Jessica Park
Red climbed like a monkey, I to climbed like a monkey. A very old one. With one leg. And six fingers
— Eoin Colfer
A dark-skinned young woman sat on the roof of the aftcastle, one leg swinging as she watched the new slaves shuffle across.
— Joe Abercrombie
