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Dinner is a great first date. Don't believe that stuff about girls not wanting to eat on a first date - sharing a romantic meal is so sexy.
— Carmen Electra
I am taking you out. On a date. Before things get crazy.
— Cynthia Hand
Alex probably brings his dates sharp knives as gifts, in case she'll need one when she's out on a date with him.
— Simone Elkeles
I've been texting for a year with a couple of guys without ever going on a date with them.
— Chloe Sevigny
I like a man who can come out and say he's nervous on the first date. I think that would be really cute.
— Sarah Shahi
When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese.
— Cynthia Heimel
Your idea of taking me on a date is bringing me to a hotel?"
"It's more about fucking you in the hotel. — Whitney Gracia Williams
"It's more about fucking you in the hotel. — Whitney Gracia Williams
When I love somebody, I love somebody. Like, I want to marry them. I don't date around. I haven't been on a date.
— Katy Perry
Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date."
"Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane
"Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane
I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.
— Carl Barron
No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Elizabeth Brown prefered a book to going on a date. While friends went out and danced 'till dawn, she stayed up, reading late.
— Sarah Stewart
Never Put A Date On your Dreams
— Mary Fremont Schoenecker
The first of Sam and Rosie's children was born on the twenty-fifth of March, a date that Sam noted.
— J.R.R. Tolkien
The last person I'd date is some rich kid who's had everything handed to her on a plate. Give me a normal girl any day.
— Nick Carter
The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
— Jane Bryant Quinn
It's always best to avoid strangling the person you're on a date with. No matter how crazy he makes you.
— Lisa Papademetriou
I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
— Candice Bergen
Never go on a date unarmed. Words of wisdom from my father. Well, my foster father. I was an orphan, of course. The best kings always are.
— Brandon Sanderson
If a person ever came to me as a fan and tried to go out on a date, I wouldn't. I've had enough kind of crazy experiences in that department.
— Meredith Brooks
On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick.
— Britt Robertson
Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.
— Seanan McGuire
Go on a date or something, you need to get a life,
— Kiera Cass
Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?
— Richelle Mead
He tried to make me wear a suit."
"Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date? — Shelly Laurenston
"Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date? — Shelly Laurenston
Till our next date?"
"Oh, yeah," he says, making a "well, duh" face. "All bets are off on our next date. — Kelley R. Martin
"Oh, yeah," he says, making a "well, duh" face. "All bets are off on our next date. — Kelley R. Martin
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Actually, I was trying to figure out if we were on a date, albeit one that had started at eight thirty in the morning.
— Robyn Schneider
he was a man on a date with destiny,
— Kate Morton
I've never done a blind date but my parents met on a blind date.
— Hunter Parrish
I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?
— Jacki Weaver
I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.
— Sienna Miller
Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).
— Vantile Whitfield
I was not a womanizer; I didn't date a lot. If I kissed somebody, I was basically married from that point on.
— Shelley Long
I see a cute guy in Starbucks and I'm like ... 'Oh, okay,' and I walk out. But who knows? Maybe I will ask somebody on a date soon!
— Shay Mitchell
On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!
— Cristin Milioti
I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?
— Eoin Colfer
I'm winning a date with you. Granted, it's the frigging lamest date on earth, but I'm winning it anyway.
— Liz Reinhardt
I believe a united Ireland is inevitable. I have never put a date on it.
— Martin McGuinness
My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesn't sound romantic, but otherwise it won't get done.
— Sherri Shepherd
So when's your date?" I had to work on being less obvious. "Tomorrow." "Good. If you said there wasn't a date I was going to smack you.
— Priscilla West
She was a steady date until she put on some weight.
— Frank Zappa
About once a month or so, my daughter and I go out on what we call a Fancy Dinner Date, just the two of us.
— Tim DeKay
I've never gone on a date ... If I've ever had a man in my life, it's because I know him well, and he really means something to me.
— Blake Lively
While a kind man was working up the nerve to ask me on a date, I was working up the nerve to kill him with my bare hands
— Amy McAuley
I should go. My date ... "
"Screw him."
"That wasn't on the agenda for tonight."
He gave me a wicked grin.
"I'm glad. — Charles Sheehan-Miles
"Screw him."
"That wasn't on the agenda for tonight."
He gave me a wicked grin.
"I'm glad. — Charles Sheehan-Miles
I'm a lot of fun on a date.
— Diane Keaton
On our second date, she kissed me in a bar. I invited her home. We just caught the F train, which seemed like a good omen.
— Alison Bechdel
Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style.
— Joss Stirling
Men like to flirt with, and sometimes even date a wild child, but those women aren't usually first on their lists for marriage or motherhood.
— Nancy Leigh DeMoss
You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?
— Roy Wood Jr.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
— Caroline Rhea
When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new. It always winds up feeling more like a job interview.
— Brad Paisley
So, the date was on. I'd tell Zayvion I had a chaperone. Maybe he could help me figure it out.
— Devon Monk
I am very lucky, I have a very tight group of friends and a very supportive family, and to this date no-one has ever sold a story on me.
— Sienna Miller
Sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.
— Kiersten White
Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha)
— Helen Fielding
I'm always suspicious when a guy takes his date on a walk, because it reeks of poverty and an inability to plan.
— Julie Klausner
On a date, you shared your deep thoughts with each other, but not that deep. We were eating sandwiches, for God's sake.
— Jennifer Echols
Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my Dad. Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari, on the way to rehab.
— Brad Paisley
HOW TO BE A GIRL ON A DATE
— Steve Harvey
Harold sighs. "Jude," he says, "there's not an expiration date on needing help, or needing people. You don't get to a certain age and it stops.
— Hanya Yanagihara
You can't have modern states based on ideas which have been out of date for a thousand years.
— Salman Rushdie
I have no idea where to take a girl on a date. Sandor cuts short a laugh. We sit in silence, both of us pondering.
— Pittacus Lore
Look at us talking blood and gore like we're on a date sharing our first sexual experience.
— Hannah
I once went on a date with a guy who chewed with his mouth open. It was like sitting across from a garbage disposal.
— Penny Reid
Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone.
— Anna Nicole Smith
The third-date rule [that you need to have sex by the third date] treats sex like it's the down payment on a relationship.
— Jason 'J' Brown
So we show up on her porch out of the blue, kidnap her, feed her frozen fruit and ask her on a date. Genius
— Aprilynne Pike
Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!
— David Spade