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Dinner is a great first date. Don't believe that stuff about girls not wanting to eat on a first date - sharing a romantic meal is so sexy. — Carmen Electra

I am taking you out. On a date. Before things get crazy. — Cynthia Hand

When I finished my initial year at Oxford, I flew home to marry Kirby, who had been my girlfriend in college. We had met on a blind date. — Donald Hall

I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor. — Tim Vine

Alex probably brings his dates sharp knives as gifts, in case she'll need one when she's out on a date with him. — Simone Elkeles

I've been texting for a year with a couple of guys without ever going on a date with them. — Chloe Sevigny

According to the date on Van's driver's license, he was seventeen. Somehow he'd looked a lot older when he'd been trying to cut my head off. — Helen Keeble

I'd rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date. — Stephanie McAfee

I like a man who can come out and say he's nervous on the first date. I think that would be really cute. — Sarah Shahi

When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese. — Cynthia Heimel

Your idea of taking me on a date is bringing me to a hotel?"
"It's more about fucking you in the hotel. — Whitney Gracia Williams

When I love somebody, I love somebody. Like, I want to marry them. I don't date around. I haven't been on a date. — Katy Perry

Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date."
"Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane

I don't know if I could date a single dad. It would depend on the guy. — Chelsea Kane

The best time to release a film is on a festive date like Divali or Eid, or at a time when there are no big films three to four weeks before or after. — Salman Khan

I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away. — Carl Barron

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. — Bryan Callen

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me. — Niall Horan

No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Elizabeth Brown prefered a book to going on a date. While friends went out and danced 'till dawn, she stayed up, reading late. — Sarah Stewart

Never Put A Date On your Dreams — Mary Fremont Schoenecker

The first of Sam and Rosie's children was born on the twenty-fifth of March, a date that Sam noted. — J.R.R. Tolkien

The last person I'd date is some rich kid who's had everything handed to her on a plate. Give me a normal girl any day. — Nick Carter

I think it's definitely important to look like yourself on a date. You don't want to look like someone else with too much makeup or too much hair. — Lauren Conrad

The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once. — Jane Bryant Quinn

It's always best to avoid strangling the person you're on a date with. No matter how crazy he makes you. — Lisa Papademetriou

Not being able to enter a quote of my own stinks worse than a skunk on date night! — Me

I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night. — Anthony Jeselnik

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. — Candice Bergen

Never go on a date unarmed. Words of wisdom from my father. Well, my foster father. I was an orphan, of course. The best kings always are. — Brandon Sanderson

If a person ever came to me as a fan and tried to go out on a date, I wouldn't. I've had enough kind of crazy experiences in that department. — Meredith Brooks

On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick. — Britt Robertson

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing. — Seanan McGuire

Go on a date or something, you need to get a life, — Kiera Cass

You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily? — Alex Adams

Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car? — Richelle Mead

I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in. — Arj Barker

At home, we live on the beach, and it's like every day is a date. — Grant Show

He tried to make me wear a suit."
"Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date? — Shelly Laurenston

Till our next date?"
"Oh, yeah," he says, making a "well, duh" face. "All bets are off on our next date. — Kelley R. Martin

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. — Jeff Foxworthy

Actually, I was trying to figure out if we were on a date, albeit one that had started at eight thirty in the morning. — Robyn Schneider

he was a man on a date with destiny, — Kate Morton

I've never done a blind date but my parents met on a blind date. — Hunter Parrish

Yes, but I think-" "We should go out on a date tonight? I totally agree, — R.L. Mathewson

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver

I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life. — Sienna Miller

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you). — Vantile Whitfield

I was not a womanizer; I didn't date a lot. If I kissed somebody, I was basically married from that point on. — Shelley Long

I see a cute guy in Starbucks and I'm like ... 'Oh, okay,' and I walk out. But who knows? Maybe I will ask somebody on a date soon! — Shay Mitchell

It was terrible on dates, because I could never eat when I was on a date. — Robert Barnes

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside! — Cristin Milioti

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon? — Eoin Colfer

I'm winning a date with you. Granted, it's the frigging lamest date on earth, but I'm winning it anyway. — Liz Reinhardt

I believe a united Ireland is inevitable. I have never put a date on it. — Martin McGuinness

My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesn't sound romantic, but otherwise it won't get done. — Sherri Shepherd

So when's your date?" I had to work on being less obvious. "Tomorrow." "Good. If you said there wasn't a date I was going to smack you. — Priscilla West

She was a steady date until she put on some weight. — Frank Zappa

About once a month or so, my daughter and I go out on what we call a Fancy Dinner Date, just the two of us. — Tim DeKay

I've never gone on a date ... If I've ever had a man in my life, it's because I know him well, and he really means something to me. — Blake Lively

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date. — Jacob M. Appel

I mean, how bad could it be? (Imagine Carrie on a date with Jason on the Titanic, and you will begin to see where this all went so horribly wrong.) — Julia Mills

While a kind man was working up the nerve to ask me on a date, I was working up the nerve to kill him with my bare hands — Amy McAuley

I should go. My date ... "
"Screw him."
"That wasn't on the agenda for tonight."
He gave me a wicked grin.
"I'm glad. — Charles Sheehan-Miles

So now that we know what a date entails, we should go out on one. — J. Lynn

I'm a lot of fun on a date. — Diane Keaton

I like dressing like I'm going on a date when I'm on stage. — Jenny Slate

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it. — Scott Wolf

On our second date, she kissed me in a bar. I invited her home. We just caught the F train, which seemed like a good omen. — Alison Bechdel

Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style. — Joss Stirling

Men like to flirt with, and sometimes even date a wild child, but those women aren't usually first on their lists for marriage or motherhood. — Nancy Leigh DeMoss

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house? — Roy Wood Jr.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. — Caroline Rhea

When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new. It always winds up feeling more like a job interview. — Brad Paisley

So, the date was on. I'd tell Zayvion I had a chaperone. Maybe he could help me figure it out. — Devon Monk

It's a real player move to take a girl wine-tasting on a date - she'll like that. — Big Sean

Great," I muttered. "Maybe we can go out on a date, fall in love, get married, have us a whole bunch of kids and die fucking horrible deaths — L.J. Hayward

I am very lucky, I have a very tight group of friends and a very supportive family, and to this date no-one has ever sold a story on me. — Sienna Miller

Sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date. — Kiersten White

Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha) — Helen Fielding

I'm always suspicious when a guy takes his date on a walk, because it reeks of poverty and an inability to plan. — Julie Klausner

A deal is like chasing a girl. You work on it until she says, 'Yes,' for a date. — Wayne Huizenga

On a date, you shared your deep thoughts with each other, but not that deep. We were eating sandwiches, for God's sake. — Jennifer Echols

Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my Dad. Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari, on the way to rehab. — Brad Paisley

HOW TO BE A GIRL ON A DATE — Steve Harvey

Harold sighs. "Jude," he says, "there's not an expiration date on needing help, or needing people. You don't get to a certain age and it stops. — Hanya Yanagihara

You can't have modern states based on ideas which have been out of date for a thousand years. — Salman Rushdie

I have no idea where to take a girl on a date. Sandor cuts short a laugh. We sit in silence, both of us pondering. — Pittacus Lore

Look at us talking blood and gore like we're on a date sharing our first sexual experience. — Hannah

I once went on a date with a guy who chewed with his mouth open. It was like sitting across from a garbage disposal. — Penny Reid

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. — John C. Maxwell

Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone. — Anna Nicole Smith

The third-date rule [that you need to have sex by the third date] treats sex like it's the down payment on a relationship. — Jason 'J' Brown

So we show up on her porch out of the blue, kidnap her, feed her frozen fruit and ask her on a date. Genius — Aprilynne Pike

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it! — David Spade

The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. — Halle Berry

Horror movie is a great date movie. For dates ... maybe grab on to the guy. I just think people love a good scare. — Tara Reid

In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me. — Mika.

Scrubbed, combed, as tidy as two dudes setting off on a double date, they went out to the car. — Truman Capote

She had been to a tea-party with an antediluvian monster, and that they had been waited on by up-to-date men-servants. — Bram Stoker