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Age, like distance lends a double charm.
— Oliver Herford
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
— Oliver Herford
it is the only advanced society in which the incomes of the majority have not risen in the 1980s and 1990s, despite steady increases in productivity.
— Arne L. Kalleberg
An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.
— Oliver Herford
Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
— Oliver Herford
Children, behold the Chimpanzee:He sits on the ancestral tree
From which we sprang in ages gone. — Oliver Herford
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
— Oliver Herford
My wife has a whim of iron
— Oliver Herford
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
— Oliver Herford
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
— Oliver Herford
Diplomacy is living in state.
— Oliver Herford
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
— Oliver Herford
Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.
— Oliver Herford
To babble is to make a feminine noise somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning.
— Oliver Herford
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often.
— Oliver Herford
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
— Oliver Herford
The biggest threat against the survival of humanity is not brutality and unkindness, it is stupidity and selfishness.
— M.F. Moonzajer
There are more fish taken out of a stream than ever were in it.
— Oliver Herford
The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.
— Thom Yorke
A man is known by the silence he keeps
— Oliver Herford
Even as the stone of the fruit must break, that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain.
— Kahlil Gibran
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg into an electric fan.
— Oliver Herford
Getting stuck in the past and whining about who had hurt us hampers our personal growth and submerges us in the sea of self-compassion.
— Balroop Singh
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
— Oliver Herford
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
— Oliver Herford
A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.
— Oliver Herford
It's kind of true, you do disappear off the planet if you are a middle-aged woman, but that has some advantages as well.
— Diane Keaton
A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
— Oliver Herford
Only the young die good.
— Oliver Herford
I would sooner play in a good British picture than in the majority of American pictures I have seen.
— Glynis Johns
Many are called but few get up.
— Oliver Herford
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
— Oliver Herford
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.
— Oliver Herford
Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.
— Oliver Herford
Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
— Oliver Herford