Old Wife Quotes
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Old Wife Quotes & Sayings
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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
— Robert Orben
Old wives' tales are not enough in a day when old wives and old men, too, are constantly moving away from their labours.
— Vincent Massey
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
— Robert Orben
I aspire to bean old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry
I met my wife when we were 15 years old. I knew within 15 minutes of meeting her, that's who I wanted to marry.
— Justin Allgaier
Old Peter Grimes made fishing his employ; His wife he cabined with him and his boy, And seemed that life laborious to enjoy.
— George Crabbe
I love to go to casinos with my wife. I play poker, and she's an old-fashioned slot queen. She even has a visor.
— Patrick Wilson
From yon blue heaven above us bent, The grand old gardener and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent.
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
In 1910, eighty-two-year-old Leo Tolstoy flees from his wife and dies in a railway station of exposure.
— Jon Winokur
Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.
— Nicolas Chamfort
Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.
— Deion Sanders
Ain't too young for nothing." "In some societies that would be true. Different places. Different times. You'd be old enough to be a wife and mother.
— Karen Marie Moning
My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.
— Paul Henderson
The wife of your youth is the blessing of your old age.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Well, who wants to die in bed?" "You did, you always said. Of extreme old age, in bed, with somebody's wife." "Mine, by preference," Cazaril
— Lois McMaster Bujold
want to know if he was with his wife all evening, or if he brought her home and then came back to poor old Dr. Bill?" Monica
— Lucinda D. Davis
Go back to your wife....you man whore!" Shouted the old woman, raising her walker for another strike.
— Shannon K. Butcher
I have two sons, ages 38 and 25 in Texas, and my wife and seven year old daughter here in Nashville. On New Year's I'd rather be with them.
— Delbert McClinton
The understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world.
— Booth Tarkington
There's an old saying that anyone can make colonel on his own, but it takes a wife to make a general.
— Pat Frank
Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.
— Johnny Carson
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old.
— Christopher Walken
Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
I'm thirty-nine years old. I've got a wife that I can't get rid of. I've got varicose veins. I've got five false teeth.
— George Orwell
My wife was of slight stature and weighed no more than a box of old books. Folded as she was, she fitted snugly into the trunk.
— Stephen Livingston
The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other.
— Andrea Dworkin
My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead.
— Brian Clough
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
— Benjamin Franklin
The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.
— Will Durant
The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with.
— Sammy Davis Jr.
My children range in age from 5 to 31. We adopted the 5-year-old, but people are often impressed with my wife before knowing that.
— Kevin Cramer
