Old Joke Quotes

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Old Joke Quotes By Tommy Tran: My old man taught me to never trust My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die. Tommy Tran
Old Joke Quotes By Mitch Leigh: The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, barren land. Mitch Leigh
Old Joke Quotes By Douglas Booth: My friends joke I'm a 90-year-old stuck in My friends joke I'm a 90-year-old stuck in a young man's body. Douglas Booth
Old Joke Quotes By Andre Maurois: Medicine is a very old joke, but it Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on. — Andre Maurois
Old Joke Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow: [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow
Old Joke Quotes By Kim Hyesoon: Korean feminism has been swept away by popular Korean feminism has been swept away by popular culture. It became a sort of old-fashioned trend or a joke. — Kim Hyesoon
Old Joke Quotes By Walter Isaacson: Old physicist joke: they knew that the approach Old physicist joke: they knew that the approach worked in practice, but could they make it work in theory? — Walter Isaacson
Old Joke Quotes By C.S. Lewis: You've no idea how good an old joke You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years. — C.S. Lewis
Old Joke Quotes By Patrick McGuinness: You know the old joke: with communism the You know the old joke: with communism the future is certain, it's just the past that keeps changing? — Patrick McGuinness
Old Joke Quotes By Betty White: People who don't like cats haven't been around People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. — Betty White
Old Joke Quotes By Kim Kardashian: I've always been into leopard print. No joke, I've always been into leopard print. No joke, when I was 14 years old I wanted my entire room to be covered in it. — Kim Kardashian
Old Joke Quotes By Ivan Turgenev: Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew. — Ivan Turgenev
Old Joke Quotes By Howie Carr: Barack Obama is like the old joke about Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. — Howie Carr
Old Joke Quotes By Stephen King: There's an old joke about Alzheimer's: the good There's an old joke about Alzheimer's: the good news is that you meet new people every day. — Stephen King
Old Joke Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian evolution is a tale told by teeth mating to produce slightly altered descendant teeth. — Stephen Jay Gould
Old Joke Quotes By Ashutosh Garg: Why can't a 'bania' play hockey or football Why can't a 'bania' play hockey or football for India? Because every time he gets a corner, he opens a shop! - Old Indian Joke — Ashutosh Garg
Old Joke Quotes By Michelle Bachelet: As the old joke goes, I have all As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
Old Joke Quotes By Charles Dubow: Never more then two, I told her once. Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one is never enough and three are too many — Charles Dubow
Old Joke Quotes By Stephen King: Eddie remembered the punchline of an old New Eddie remembered the punchline of an old New York joke: "Pardon me, sir, can you tell me how to get to City Hall, or should I just go fuck myself? — Stephen King
Old Joke Quotes By Larry The Cable Guy: There's the old joke, "What's the difference between There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." — Larry The Cable Guy
Old Joke Quotes By John Flanagan: was an old Ranger joke and they all was an old Ranger joke and they all smiled. — John Flanagan
Old Joke Quotes By George Will: It is an old baseball joke that big-inning It is an old baseball joke that big-inning baseball is affirmed in the Bible, in Genesis. In the big inning, God created ... — George Will
Old Joke Quotes By Robin Williams: Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke. — Robin Williams
Old Joke Quotes By Eric Ries: dot-com flameouts that erroneously believed that they could dot-com flameouts that erroneously believed that they could lose money on each customer but, as the old joke goes, make it up in volume. — Eric Ries
Old Joke Quotes By Howard Stern: I'm about being funny. If I can make I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. — Howard Stern
Old Joke Quotes By Bill Vaughan: Because, as we are told - a sad Because, as we are told - a sad old joke, too - Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to. — Bill Vaughan
Old Joke Quotes By Grant Show: I like to joke that I already married I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried. — Grant Show
Old Joke Quotes By Madeleine Roux: If someone tells you you're crazy enough times, If someone tells you you're crazy enough times, eventually it becomes true. It's that old psychiatrist's joke: insanity's all in your head. — Madeleine Roux
Old Joke Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: An old racetrack joke reminds you that your An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought. — Mignon McLaughlin
Old Joke Quotes By Francis X. Blouin: As and old (and clandestine) Soviet joke used As and old (and clandestine) Soviet joke used to express it, the problem with the past...is that it is always so unpredictable. — Francis X. Blouin
Old Joke Quotes By Simon Le Bon: I think repeating yourself is a sign of I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh. — Simon Le Bon