Old Joke Quotes
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My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.
— Tommy Tran
remember this old Zen joke, "Don't just do something, sit there!" I can think of no better market advice when you are feeling emotional.
— Palgrave Macmillan Trade
It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?" I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip. — Diana Rowland
The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, barren land.
— Mitch Leigh
As we left they told us the old joke. To start a journey in a sandstorm is good luck.
— Michael Ondaatje
Ain't nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord.
— Nancy B. Brewer
My friends joke I'm a 90-year-old stuck in a young man's body.
— Douglas Booth
There was an old joke - it's not the fall that kills you but the abrupt stop.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
It was on old joke among underfed, angry sailors that should mutiny fail, the weight of their bodies would not be enough to hang them.
— Marcus Rediker
An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
— Mignon McLaughlin
It is an old baseball joke that big-inning baseball is affirmed in the Bible, in Genesis. In the big inning, God created ...
— George Will
Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.
— Robin Williams
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
— Howard Stern
Because, as we are told - a sad old joke, too - Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to.
— Bill Vaughan
If someone tells you you're crazy enough times, eventually it becomes true. It's that old psychiatrist's joke: insanity's all in your head.
— Madeleine Roux
Korean feminism has been swept away by popular culture. It became a sort of old-fashioned trend or a joke.
— Kim Hyesoon
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[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
As and old (and clandestine) Soviet joke used to express it, the problem with the past...is that it is always so unpredictable.
— Francis X. Blouin
Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.
— Andre Maurois
was an old Ranger joke and they all smiled.
— John Flanagan
You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.
— C.S. Lewis
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."
— Larry The Cable Guy
As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic.
— Michelle Bachelet
Old physicist joke: they knew that the approach worked in practice, but could they make it work in theory?
— Walter Isaacson
Why can't a 'bania' play hockey or football for India? Because every time he gets a corner, he opens a shop! - Old Indian Joke
— Ashutosh Garg
An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian evolution is a tale told by teeth mating to produce slightly altered descendant teeth.
— Stephen Jay Gould
There's an old joke about Alzheimer's: the good news is that you meet new people every day.
— Stephen King
Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
— Ivan Turgenev
I've always been into leopard print. No joke, when I was 14 years old I wanted my entire room to be covered in it.
— Kim Kardashian
