Old Guy Quotes: top 87 famous quotes about Old Guy

Old Guy Quotes & Sayings

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A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage. — Guy Kawasaki

Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll?
I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger. — Cher

You never knew if he was nodding a lot because he was thinking and all, or just because he was a nice old guy that didn't know his ass from his elbow. — J.D. Salinger

I'm an old-fashioned guy. — Demian Bichir

THE GUYS IN THE OLD DAYS WHO BELIEVED THE EARTH WAS ROUND MUST HAVE HAD A VERY ROUGH TIME WITH ACADEMIA — Jacque Fresco

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people. — Norm MacDonald

I like you, Mark, and I hope you'll come see me again. You're a nice guy and you have an old soul. I hope we can be friends. — T.A. Webb

I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids. — Robert Lansing

Some old guy once said that the meaning of life is that it ends. — Lee Child

I'm an old-school type of guy. — Kevin Durant

This must be how the guys in Space Jam felt when MJ gave them their powers back through that old basketball. — Blake Griffin

I guess I'm the only guy old enough to figure him (Nolan Ryan, 1-Hitter Game in 1991) out. — Dave Winfield

Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me. — David Letterman

I talked to a guy who has old cars, and there are parts that don't exist any more. So he makes radio dial knobs for obscure cars. — Bre Pettis

I try to hit all the places Guy Fieri visits in every city I go to. It's, like, something a 60-year-old would do. — Brian Posehn

My plan is to have a theatre in some small town or something and I'll be manager. Ill be the crazy old movie guy. — Quentin Tarantino

When you're 20 you can put a ton of old-age prosthetics on and be an old guy, but when you're 70 you can't play a 20-year-old. — Bob Odenkirk

My father was, like, the token bad white guy in all the old Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee films. — Celina Jade

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old — Casey Stengel

An old guy with a Hemingway beard and the build of a girl. — Gillian Flynn

I am a pretty tough guy. I'm an old hockey player. — Jim Flaherty

I had long hair since I was 17 years old. It was time for me to let go. I hated being the guy at the wedding in a suit with a ponytail. — Dave Grohl

I'm [Paul O'Neill] an old guy, and I'm rich. And there's nothing they can do to hurt me. — Ron Suskind

The guy was so freaking old, he should have retired. Or died. — Richelle Mead

You think of 'Outlaw Josey Wales,' you immediately think of the old Indian guy, Sondra Locke, the old lady with the glasses, beautiful old actress. — Ben Mendelsohn

Going out on the road as a 14- or 15-year old and playing clubs with 20-year old guys was just not acceptable. — Anne Boleyn

I don't want to sound like the old guy, but cynicism is a potential danger. It colors our way of looking at the world. — Bob Newhart

Ronda, you know why a guy in his twenties goes after sixteen-year-old girls? Because they're dumb enough to believe his bullshit. — Ronda Rousey

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch. — Isaiah Mustafa

I'm kind of an old-fashioned guy. — Joe Arpaio

The mustache represented the old John; I didn't want to be that guy anymore, so I shaved it off. It was ritualistic in a way. — John Oates

Watch the old man. Watch how the old man keeps the guys who aren't playing happy. — Mickey Mantle

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill. — Lee Trevino

Underneath the picture of a really old guy, Lisa read, "Chess, like music and love, has the power to make men happy. — Jesse Kraai

Wow, Johnny. I send you out for reinforcements and you come back with an old man, a nerd and this little hobbit guy. Great job. — Pittacus Lore

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." — Larry The Cable Guy

Why do you get to act all crazy over a guy and I don't?" Anna asked.
"You have to earn the crazy," Grace said. "You're not old enough yet. — Jill Shalvis

It's nice to see the young ones 7, 8, 9 years old. It seems like they know you through their parents. — Guy Lafleur

The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties. — Ozzy Osbourne

I'm a product of good nutrition, cutting edge supplementation and hard training, and I'm an old guy. — Warren Cuccurullo

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. — Dana Gould

I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn. — Chuck Eddy

I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up.' I believe in those guys. — Judd Apatow

The most important thing for old guys is never start going down the stairs sideways. — Dick Van Dyke

We live always under the weight of the old and odious customs ... of our barbarous ancestors. — Guy De Maupassant

Most people don't see Hamlet as an old bald guy. — Joss Whedon

I don't think a party can aspire to be the majority party if it's the old white guy party. — Jeb Bush

I'm an old-school guy. — LaDainian Tomlinson

Since I was 15 years old, all I wanted was to find the guy I was going to marry. — Ali Larter

It is an old truth that men and women sometimes miss what they hate as much as what they love. — Guy Gavriel Kay

Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question. — Billy Connolly

What about the old standby of kicking a guy in the groin?"
"Try to."
Love to ... — Kresley Cole

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady. — Guy De Maupassant

I'm an old-school guy. I don't try to be too flashy. — Dany Heatley

The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men
an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy. — Steve Harvey

Choreographers use me as the old guy who still dances. Not that I put on white tights. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

I'm programmed so that only you two can see my old Aura. Everyone else sees an entirely different guy. Boom. Amazing, I know. — James Dashner

I'm a 50 year-old guy and I'm not in shape like I was when I was 30. — Richard Gere

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead

The old guys like me started in the theatre. I was in the theatre for nine years. — Michael Caine

I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash. — Bernie Ecclestone

An old guy was asked if he had ever googled himself. Probably not computer literate, he answered: "Of course, we all did, but we didn't call it that. — Mike Bove

I have an easy tendency to stumble and fall, which is not a good thing in an 84-year-old guy, so when I brush my teeth, then I do balancing exercises. — Walter Mischel

He's an Old Testament guy. He believes in punishment, a God of vengeance and hatred. He's a hater himself. — Phil Harvey

I'm an Old Media guy. I don't have a website; I don't Twitter. I love magazines, yet I love video games. It's a strange disconnect. — Tom Bissell

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks! — Gene Mauch

I'm probably a monster-of-the-week guy, and that comes back down to my old favorite show, which as a kid was always Scooby-Doo. — Rhys Darby

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me. — Dana Gould

A guy may wear a suit and have a high-paying job and appear very mature, but essentially, he's a 14-year-old boy. — Rainn Wilson

You get too old to lose. When you were a young guy, you bounced back from losses. — Bill Parcells

Forgiveness doesn't sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up a hill. — Cheryl Strayed

I'm kind of old-fashioned, so I think the guy should always be the one to call. The girl just answers ... Or doesn't answer. — Hillary Scott

I've finally become an old guy. — Anton Corbijn

I'm an old-fashioned guy ... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. — Johnny Depp

Peter is an old friend. I'm heartbroken, but he's also a tough guy. I'm counting on him getting through this very difficult passage. — Tom Brokaw

You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor. — Harry Caray

About GreenHollyWood who is this character?? My English teacher a fat guy about 30 or 35 years old with Glasses and short Hair. — Deyth Banger

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? — Joe Cocker

Look, Orrin Hatch is not a bad guy. But he is an old guy, and he's a lifer politician. — Scott Howell

Look at that," Michael said. "My daughter's an hour old and she's already sleeping with some guy. — Jodi Picoult

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. — Ray Romano

I'm a regular guy; I like well-defined outlines. I'm old-fashioned, bourgeois. — Italo Calvino

Maybe one day the old guys will die off and things will change, 'cuz it's officially getting scary over here in America. — Hank Williams III

You're starting to get old guy syndrome, Professor." "You mean because I sound like I long for a past that can never be regained? — John Lyman

I loved Allan Dwan. He was a tough old guy. — Harry Carey Jr.

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys. — Dov Davidoff

The truth is that, after 30 years old, men still masturbate. There are still sexual problems that arise for guys. — Jason Biggs