Old Golf Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Old Golf

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My father started on this golf course at Latrobe when he was sixteen years old. He was digging ditches when they were building the golf course. — Arnold Palmer

Why am I writing books in my old age? Who am I trying to impress? Why go on? the answer is fear of golf. — David Taylor

I don't know a family that isn't touched by some sort of addiction. — Jess Walter

I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf. — Dolce

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape. — Norm MacDonald

How shabby the truth can become when one articulates it. — Erich Maria Remarque

I didn't get playing professional golf until I was 25 years old. And I always said that if I could make it work, I would play as long as I could walk. — Arnold Palmer

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off! — Bob Hope

Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance. — Irvin S. Cobb

I played a lot of other sports at school and just one day the golf bug bit me and I started playing serious golf from when I was ten years old. — Retief Goosen

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot. — Sam Snead

I hope I'll never get too old to want to take part in this event, and I don't think I will ever age that much. — Sam Snead

During my last year of high school, I tried out for the varsity golf team. For about a year, I'd taken golf lessons from an old golf pro. — J.D. Vance

There's an old saying,'It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.' It's usually the player who misses those three-footers, not the putter. — Kathy Whitworth

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. — Val Doonican

To hell with you. To hell with you and to hell with the Internet. — Ray Bradbury

It is a big adjustment but I've always loved that old saying of Jack Nicklaus: 'I retired from golf to go to work.' That sums it up for me. — Greg Rusedski

I was about to take over the world,but then I saw something shiny. — Anonymous

We were all born with webbed feet and a golf club in our hand. — Old Tom Morris

Because we all need to believe in movies, sometimes. — Pleasefindthis

Basketball was my whole life until I was 20 years old. All I knew was basketball. Then came golf, and I thought that's all I wanted to do then. — Kip Moore

Nickelback walks into a bar ... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny. — Dave Grohl

When you are too old to play golf, you had better die. — King Edward VIII

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly. — Nursultan Nazarbayev

I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man. — Brad Renfro

I started playing golf at about four years old. — Guan Tianlang

I'm no longer dependent on the movie business to make a living. So if I want to make movies as other old guys would play golf, I can. — Francis Ford Coppola

Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again. — Roberto De Vicenzo

If you want an out-of-the-box event, you need to bring the idea out of the box. — Rehan Waris

Faith sir! She looks like the Old Course. — Old Tom Morris

The golf course. He never thought he'd sink so low, but he did, like every other old duffer across the land. — T.C. Boyle

When one thinks of golf and Scotland, the first thing that comes to mind is usually St. Andrews, especially the famed Old Course. — Raymond Bonner

You can't lose an old golf ball. — John A. Willis