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Old Fart Quotes & Sayings

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Old Fart Quotes By Kyrie Irving: I'm a big video game fan.

I'm a big video game fan. — Kyrie Irving

Old Fart Quotes By Mena Suvari: Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm

Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart. — Mena Suvari

Old Fart Quotes By Al Jourgensen: Rock n' roll is for the young idiots,

Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me. — Al Jourgensen

Old Fart Quotes By Jason Bateman: I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since

I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart. — Jason Bateman

Old Fart Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow: [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Old Fart Quotes By Scarlet Wilson: Our children belong to God. We're only given

Our children belong to God. We're only given them on loan from heaven. Sometimes God calls them home sooner tan we expected. — Scarlet Wilson

Old Fart Quotes By Ellen Byron: Some nasty old fart and his weird wife

Some nasty old fart and his weird wife died, but the airboat swamp tour was awesome." She — Ellen Byron

Old Fart Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Romeo wouldn't change his mind. That's why people

Romeo wouldn't change his mind. That's why people still remembered his name, always twined with hers — Stephenie Meyer

Old Fart Quotes By Robin Schone: A woman's got one life: She's got to

A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing but a smelly old fart in her face. — Robin Schone

Old Fart Quotes By Steve Stevaert: Everything we "know" from above [heaven], we know

Everything we "know" from above [heaven], we know from down here [earth]. How can you take something like that seriously? — Steve Stevaert

Old Fart Quotes By Bret Easton Ellis: What keeps me interestedand it always doesis how

What keeps me interested
and it always does
is how can she be a bad actress on film but a good one in reality? — Bret Easton Ellis

Old Fart Quotes By Robert Gottlieb: At a certain point, you have to face

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart. — Robert Gottlieb

Old Fart Quotes By R.K. Lilley: These young folks, with that twerking, I thought,

These young folks, with that twerking, I thought, just like an old fart. — R.K. Lilley

Old Fart Quotes By Aiden Wilson Tozer: God often hides His blessing in trouble or

God often hides His blessing in trouble or trial, which makes it all the sweeter when it comes our way. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

Old Fart Quotes By DJ Quik: You never want to look like an old

You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music. — DJ Quik