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Old Age Joke Quotes By Henry James: Is that another sort of joke?" asked the

Is that another sort of joke?" asked the old man. "You've no excuse for being bored anywhere. When I was your age I had never heard of such a thing. — Henry James

Old Age Joke Quotes By Peter O'Toole: I'm a professional and I'll do anything -

I'm a professional and I'll do anything - a poetry reading, television, cinema, anything that allows me to act. — Peter O'Toole

Old Age Joke Quotes By Cynthia Hand: I love that he says heck. I've totally

I love that he says heck.
I've totally had enough of hell. — Cynthia Hand

Old Age Joke Quotes By T. S. Eliot: The young feel tired at the end of

The young feel tired at the end of an action, the old at the beginning. — T. S. Eliot

Old Age Joke Quotes By Vicki Pettersson: The kiss was like swollen storm clouds ready

The kiss was like swollen storm clouds ready to erupt, and when he moaned into my mouth, it was dewy and thunderous and zinging with ozone. — Vicki Pettersson

Old Age Joke Quotes By Wes Adamson: Friendship is a door you will never need

Friendship is a door you will never need to knot on as you will always have a key. — Wes Adamson

Old Age Joke Quotes By Sandra Brown: An affair? Jeff?""You think it's beyond him?""No, I

An affair? Jeff?"
"You think it's beyond him?"
"No, I just can't imagine him working up enough emotion or blood flow to get hard. — Sandra Brown

Old Age Joke Quotes By Thespectaclesofthor: Show me someone who practices the petty theft

Show me someone who practices the petty theft of floggers, and I'll show you a hard on. — Thespectaclesofthor

Old Age Joke Quotes By Robert M. Edsel: believed it was better to assume the burden

believed it was better to assume the burden of leadership than to drift along in the shadows. — Robert M. Edsel

Old Age Joke Quotes By Kate Jacobs: Better to live your life open rather than

Better to live your life open rather than exist on borrowed time, waiting for the great unmasking. — Kate Jacobs

Old Age Joke Quotes By Simon Le Bon: I think repeating yourself is a sign of

I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh. — Simon Le Bon