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Is that another sort of joke?" asked the old man. "You've no excuse for being bored anywhere. When I was your age I had never heard of such a thing. — Henry James

I'm a professional and I'll do anything - a poetry reading, television, cinema, anything that allows me to act. — Peter O'Toole

I love that he says heck.
I've totally had enough of hell. — Cynthia Hand

The young feel tired at the end of an action, the old at the beginning. — T. S. Eliot

The kiss was like swollen storm clouds ready to erupt, and when he moaned into my mouth, it was dewy and thunderous and zinging with ozone. — Vicki Pettersson

Friendship is a door you will never need to knot on as you will always have a key. — Wes Adamson

An affair? Jeff?"
"You think it's beyond him?"
"No, I just can't imagine him working up enough emotion or blood flow to get hard. — Sandra Brown

Show me someone who practices the petty theft of floggers, and I'll show you a hard on. — Thespectaclesofthor

believed it was better to assume the burden of leadership than to drift along in the shadows. — Robert M. Edsel

Better to live your life open rather than exist on borrowed time, waiting for the great unmasking. — Kate Jacobs

I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh. — Simon Le Bon