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Old Age Funny Quotes By Ronald Blythe: Old age is - a lot of crossed

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book. — Ronald Blythe

Old Age Funny Quotes By Ian McDonald: Nothing tells you that you are not on

Nothing tells you that you are not on Earth anymore than exhaling at one price and inhaling at another. — Ian McDonald

Old Age Funny Quotes By Abraham Verghese: My advice for writers is to get a

My advice for writers is to get a good day job. It takes the pressure off writing if you have a job that pays the bills. — Abraham Verghese

Old Age Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: The job of rearing a child consists of

The job of rearing a child consists of making conscious activities unconscious. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Old Age Funny Quotes By Ally Carter: Keep your chin up. Eventually, you will meet

Keep your chin up. Eventually, you will meet someone who cares about your opinion. I'm so sorry I'm not her. — Ally Carter

Old Age Funny Quotes By Mario Andretti: I'm so thankful that I've had such a

I'm so thankful that I've had such a long and uninterrupted career. I count my blessings every day for that because it was so fulfilling. — Mario Andretti

Old Age Funny Quotes By David Mamet: The work of the director is the work

The work of the director is the work of constructing the shot list from the script. — David Mamet

Old Age Funny Quotes By Rashmi Singh: But being in a relationship doesn't mean one

But being in a relationship doesn't mean one has to marry.
Marriage is not always the culmination of any relationship. — Rashmi Singh

Old Age Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: You know you are getting old when everything

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers

Old Age Funny Quotes By Balthus: One must always draw, draw with the eyes,

One must always draw, draw with the eyes, when one cannot draw with a pencil. — Balthus

Old Age Funny Quotes By Ademola Adejumo: A champion is the one standing right immediately

A champion is the one standing right immediately after the battle is over — Ademola Adejumo

Old Age Funny Quotes By Swami Vivekananda: Christ, Buddha, and Krishna are but waves in

Christ, Buddha, and Krishna are but waves in the Ocean of Infinite Consciousness that I am! — Swami Vivekananda

Old Age Funny Quotes By Auliq Ice: If you don't do anything stupid when you're

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

Old Age Funny Quotes By Ebenezer Elliott: The quivering flesh, though torture-torn, may live, but

The quivering flesh, though torture-torn, may live, but souls, once deeply wounded, heal no more. — Ebenezer Elliott

Old Age Funny Quotes By Franklin D. Roosevelt: The essence of our struggle is that men

The essence of our struggle is that men shall be free. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Old Age Funny Quotes By Hy Gardner: You know you're getting old when everything hurts.

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner

Old Age Funny Quotes By Linda Howard: Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who

Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now. — Linda Howard

Old Age Funny Quotes By Henri Cartier-Bresson: Sharpness is a bourgeois concept

Sharpness is a bourgeois concept — Henri Cartier-Bresson

Old Age Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I unwrapped my love for her like one

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo