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When Eve upon the first of MenThe apple press'd with specious cant,
Oh! what a thousand pities then
That Adam was not adamant! — Thomas Hood
You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet.""Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."
~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 — Maria V. Snyder
You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right ... you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean
— Jeff Mariotte
Who gets the change?" the clerk asked. "You or ... your fella?"Oh, he's not my boyfriend," I said. "He's my mother. — Wally Lamb
Holy crap," Mindy whispered."Jesus Christ," Brody muttered.
"Oh my God," I breathed.
"What the fuck?" Max clipped. — Kristen Ashley
Oh! What stupids we were! cried Neb.That is precisely what I had the honor of telling you before! returned the sailor. — Jules Verne
He was a dastardly fellow," the beer mug continued happily. "Truly repugnant. And smelled! Oh, lad, the stench could knock over an ox!
— M.L. LeGette
Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already.
— Devon Monk
When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble.
— Rick Riordan
A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.
— George Carlin
Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.
— Penelope Douglas
Oh I'm sorry dear, because she's a spoiled brat and doesn't think about the consequences of her actions. Is that better?
— Evelyn Smith
There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
— Jerry Coleman
Oh yeah? How about M'Lin the cursed?
— L.J.Smith
Oh, darlin', it has nothing to do with how often you mention him. It's the moony way you do it.
— Erik Bundy
I say the same thing about the death of James Wait. Oh, well he wasn't going to write the Beethoven's Ninth Symphony anyway. — Kurt Vonnegut
Don't profane yourself, or the Biodag Dubh.Oh, Mary Ann. Me and the Beedak Doo are just fine. — Kendare Blake
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well ... she's got eyes.
— Kristen Schaal
I wish there were a way to spend more time on the surface. But oh well. 31 sols will have to do.
— Andy Weir
Oh, it's already on Facebook. I didn't feel the need to ask, you are mine...
— Amy Rachel Thompson
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.
— Michael W. Grimard
Oh, come now, Manon," Ilyse laughed, "It's my job to liven things up a bit, too. I can't let you and your dimples have all the fun.
— Melika Dannese Lux
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
— Kristen Schaal
Then she began to mutter to herself and gesture to the empty air.oh. Sonny sighed. Just another central park crazy. — Lesley Livingston
You must be a blast on long car rides.""Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic. — Nenia Campbell
Oh, come on. Drama is just life with the dull bits cut out.""Well, I'm ready for a long patch of boredom. — D.L. Orton
I opened the show with this line: I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.
— Steve Martin
Oh, I don't mean to infer that you're not a great guy. I'm sure you're the exception to the rule.
— Jaye Frances
Oh confound that gray-and-scarlet suit!" Sophie said. "I refuse to believe that I was the one that got caught with it!
— Diana Wynne Jones
He's a he. I mean he's a guy. He's your mate. Oh my God you're gay!" Aleks exclaimed. Liam slapped himself on the forehead.
— Alanea Alder
(aside) Oh, you are well tuned now,But I'll set down the pegs that make this music,
As honest as I am. — William Shakespeare
The angel muttered, Oh, no, a rationalist,
— Jose Saramago
Oh, the boots were on the other eight feet now.
— Jonathan Stroud
Oh, Jesus was taking the wheel!
— Kelly Oxford
Oh, come on. What's that thing you say? The past is another country. You make out with different people there.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
The fuck are you staring at? I hiss at the stranger staring at me in my rearview. Oh, wait, that's me.
— Sean Murphy
Armed with my sword and wand, I was all set for a stroll through the swamp to look for a hungry monster. Oh, joy!
— Rick Riordan
Oh, goodie," Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places.
— Julie Kagawa
Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.
— David C. Holley
So who do you suppose Imogene was last time around?" "Oh, that's easy," Haven laughed. "Attila the Hun.
— Kirsten Miller
Two devils rose from the water, and flew off through the air, crying, 'Oh, oh, oh!' and turning one over another, in sportive mockery ...
— Martin Luther
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
— Dr. Seuss
Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we'll talk.
— Karen Marie Moning
Oh my!! How you've grown. Soon you'll be catching the Lord's balls.
— Marjane Satrapi
Around this time, I decided to go back to the bathroom and, oh, I don't know, wash my hands, brush my hair, maybe pluck my eyebrows.Stuff. — Diana Peterfreund
Oh yes," said Nanny Piggins. "I can regale people with anecdotes from my sordid past and think at the same time.
— R.A. Spratt
I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?
— Mitch Hedberg
Oh ... and Bacon Surprise.'REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?
'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig. — Terry Pratchett
Don't talk to me like that! I am your mother! Oh, God the Father, I have raised a monster!
— Carlos Malvar
Oh, the things she would say if she could--but it's a minefield of courtesies and manners, this dying business.
— Jess Walter
Oh hell no," he exclaimed, shaking his head. "I'm not playing Buffy the goddamn Vampire Slayer with you.
— D.L. Wainright
Do you want your scarf back?' I asked.'No, just the girl who goes with it.'
Oh my gosh, that guy knows his lines. — Robin Brande
Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball!
— J.K. Rowling
Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes - 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea ... almost got shagged ... cuppa tea'?
— Marti Noxon, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Oh, aren't you just the rottenest wet blanket whoever spoiled a sport.
— Catherynne M Valente
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes!
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."
— Mitch Hedberg
Christ on a cracker, he's pretty.
— Christina Lauren
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. — Terry Pratchett
It is a curiously moving experience, to hear 350 sailors uttering the words "Oh shit!" in eleven different languages.
— John Biggins
How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.
— Gail Carriger
Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?
— Lilith Saintcrow
I found myself teetering on the edge of Uh-oh, and looking straight down the barrel of Oh, shit.
— Beth Harbison
Oh, gods. Not the flying!""I heard you mounted my sister well enough."
"I want you never to make that statement again. — G.A. Aiken
Ronan said, "I'm always straight."Adam replied "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told. — Maggie Stiefvater
I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.
— Ricky Gervais
