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When Eve upon the first of Men
The apple press'd with specious cant,
Oh! what a thousand pities then
That Adam was not adamant! — Thomas Hood

Oh for the love of God put a butt plug in the male tough-guy crap. — Larissa Ione

Oh shit, the mummy's after us, let's all walk a little faster — Stephen King

You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet."

"Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."

~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 — Maria V. Snyder

You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right ... you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean — Jeff Mariotte

Who gets the change?" the clerk asked. "You or ... your fella?"
Oh, he's not my boyfriend," I said. "He's my mother. — Wally Lamb

Holy crap," Mindy whispered.
"Jesus Christ," Brody muttered.
"Oh my God," I breathed.
"What the fuck?" Max clipped. — Kristen Ashley

Oh! What stupids we were! cried Neb.
That is precisely what I had the honor of telling you before! returned the sailor. — Jules Verne

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

He was a dastardly fellow," the beer mug continued happily. "Truly repugnant. And smelled! Oh, lad, the stench could knock over an ox! — M.L. LeGette

Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already. — Devon Monk

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble. — Rick Riordan

A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done. — George Carlin

Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized. — Penelope Douglas

Oh I'm sorry dear, because she's a spoiled brat and doesn't think about the consequences of her actions. Is that better? — Evelyn Smith

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul. — Jerry Coleman

Darkdoom? Darkdoom did this?" Nero was visibly surprised. He placed a hand on his forehead, rubbing his temples. "Oh, why is it always the bald ones? — Mark Walden

Oh yeah? How about M'Lin the cursed? — L.J.Smith

Oh, darlin', it has nothing to do with how often you mention him. It's the moony way you do it. — Erik Bundy

I say the same thing about the death of James Wait. Oh, well
he wasn't going to write the Beethoven's Ninth Symphony anyway. — Kurt Vonnegut

Don't profane yourself, or the Biodag Dubh.
Oh, Mary Ann. Me and the Beedak Doo are just fine. — Kendare Blake

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well ... she's got eyes. — Kristen Schaal

I wish there were a way to spend more time on the surface. But oh well. 31 sols will have to do. — Andy Weir

Oh, it's already on Facebook. I didn't feel the need to ask, you are mine... — Amy Rachel Thompson

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. — Michael W. Grimard

My eyes are not sparkly! I'm not a sparkly sort of girl ... I go around with dirty knees and slay dragons in my spare time, for the love of ... oh! — Marc Secchia

Oh, come now, Manon," Ilyse laughed, "It's my job to liven things up a bit, too. I can't let you and your dimples have all the fun. — Melika Dannese Lux

Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help, snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck. — J.K. Rowling

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys? — Kristen Schaal

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.' — Steven Wright

Then she began to mutter to herself and gesture to the empty air.
oh. Sonny sighed. Just another central park crazy. — Lesley Livingston

You must be a blast on long car rides."
"Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic. — Nenia Campbell

Oh, come on. Drama is just life with the dull bits cut out."
"Well, I'm ready for a long patch of boredom. — D.L. Orton

I opened the show with this line: I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night. — Steve Martin

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, Uh-oh. — Jim Butcher

Oh, I don't mean to infer that you're not a great guy. I'm sure you're the exception to the rule. — Jaye Frances

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you. — Groucho Marx

Oh,great.It's like we're being bussed in from the fucking projects," Aphrodite and "I'm hoping for urban renewal," Aphrodite grumbled. — P.C. Cast

Oh confound that gray-and-scarlet suit!" Sophie said. "I refuse to believe that I was the one that got caught with it! — Diana Wynne Jones

He's a he. I mean he's a guy. He's your mate. Oh my God you're gay!" Aleks exclaimed. Liam slapped himself on the forehead. — Alanea Alder

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. — Drew Carey

(aside) Oh, you are well tuned now,
But I'll set down the pegs that make this music,
As honest as I am. — William Shakespeare

The angel muttered, Oh, no, a rationalist, — Jose Saramago

Oh, the boots were on the other eight feet now. — Jonathan Stroud

Oh, Jesus was taking the wheel! — Kelly Oxford

Oh, come on. What's that thing you say? The past is another country. You make out with different people there. — Sarah Rees Brennan

And you're the son of his youngest. He has no other children. Oh, your father's dead, by the way. Fell off a horse two years ago.'
'Good to know. — Scott Lynch

Oh! to shoot for the stars if feels right. Aim for my heart if it feels right. — Maroon 5

The fuck are you staring at? I hiss at the stranger staring at me in my rearview. Oh, wait, that's me. — Sean Murphy

Armed with my sword and wand, I was all set for a stroll through the swamp to look for a hungry monster. Oh, joy! — Rick Riordan

Oh, how I want those lips on mine, and not just the ones I use to communicate. — Lena Black

Oh, goodie," Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places. — Julie Kagawa

Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor. — David C. Holley

So who do you suppose Imogene was last time around?" "Oh, that's easy," Haven laughed. "Attila the Hun. — Kirsten Miller

Two devils rose from the water, and flew off through the air, crying, 'Oh, oh, oh!' and turning one over another, in sportive mockery ... — Martin Luther

Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?"
"Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference. — Kami Garcia

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try! — Dr. Seuss

WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500."
From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone — Ginny McMath

Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language. — Jonathan Ames

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we'll talk. — Karen Marie Moning

Oh my!! How you've grown. Soon you'll be catching the Lord's balls. — Marjane Satrapi

Around this time, I decided to go back to the bathroom and, oh, I don't know, wash my hands, brush my hair, maybe pluck my eyebrows.
Stuff. — Diana Peterfreund

Oh yes," said Nanny Piggins. "I can regale people with anecdotes from my sordid past and think at the same time. — R.A. Spratt

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one? — Mitch Hedberg

Oh ... and Bacon Surprise.'
REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?
'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig. — Terry Pratchett

Don't talk to me like that! I am your mother! Oh, God the Father, I have raised a monster! — Carlos Malvar

Oh, the things she would say if she could--but it's a minefield of courtesies and manners, this dying business. — Jess Walter

Oh hell no," he exclaimed, shaking his head. "I'm not playing Buffy the goddamn Vampire Slayer with you. — D.L. Wainright

Do you want your scarf back?' I asked.
'No, just the girl who goes with it.'
Oh my gosh, that guy knows his lines. — Robin Brande

Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her! — Rick Riordan

Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball! — J.K. Rowling

Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes - 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea ... almost got shagged ... cuppa tea'? — Marti Noxon, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oh, aren't you just the rottenest wet blanket whoever spoiled a sport. — Catherynne M Valente

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips. — Gasmaskman

I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle." — Mitch Hedberg

Christ on a cracker, he's pretty. — Christina Lauren

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. — Terry Pratchett

It is a curiously moving experience, to hear 350 sailors uttering the words "Oh shit!" in eleven different languages. — John Biggins

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all. — Gail Carriger

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? — Lilith Saintcrow

I found myself teetering on the edge of Uh-oh, and looking straight down the barrel of Oh, shit. — Beth Harbison

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

Oh, gods. Not the flying!"
"I heard you mounted my sister well enough."
"I want you never to make that statement again. — G.A. Aiken

Ronan said, "I'm always straight."
Adam replied "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told. — Maggie Stiefvater

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! — Dylan Moran

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens. — Ricky Gervais

Oh, I was so not a wilting flower. I'd let a man pick me up and carry me because I couldn't handle the price of using magic when I was dead. Again. — Devon Monk

They were, thank the patron saint of jilted gay boys everywhere, Saint Oh-No-He-Din't. — Cherie Noel

Oh, man," he mumbled with a full mouth. "At least the food is good. — James Dashner