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Office Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work.
— Paula Graves
The besom of reform hath swept him out of office, and a worthier successor wears his dignity and pockets his emoluments.
— Nathaniel Hawthorne
If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!
— The Covert Comic
Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news.
— George Saunders
A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.
— Sophie Monroe
I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.
— Dorothy Gish
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
— Wallace Wang
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.
— Danielle Wood
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
— Jerry Coleman
I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office.
— William Ritter