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Offended Jokes Quotes By Charles Dickens: ...a gallon of condescension, upon everybody...

...a gallon of condescension, upon everybody... — Charles Dickens

Offended Jokes Quotes By Michael Kors: Clothes are like a good meal, a good

Clothes are like a good meal, a good movie, great pieces of music. — Michael Kors

Offended Jokes Quotes By Bob Packwood: I'd asked girls out and they'd turn me

I'd asked girls out and they'd turn me down, and so finally it got to the place where you didn't want to be rejected. And so you just didn't ask. — Bob Packwood

Offended Jokes Quotes By Lord Byron: A feast not profuse but elegant; more of

A feast not profuse but elegant; more of salt [refinement] than of expense. — Lord Byron

Offended Jokes Quotes By Buddy Rich: If he's a true symphony artist, he knows

If he's a true symphony artist, he knows better than that because he knows that the only truly creative musician is the jazz musician. — Buddy Rich

Offended Jokes Quotes By Rachel Bloom: Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom

Offended Jokes Quotes By Scott Tracey: Now's not really the time for jokes," I

Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled.
He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm. — Scott Tracey

Offended Jokes Quotes By Henny Youngman: I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected. — Henny Youngman

Offended Jokes Quotes By David Levithan: There is no reason that we should ever

There is no reason that we should ever be ashamed of our bodies or ashamed of our love. — David Levithan

Offended Jokes Quotes By Shams Tabrizi: The summary of the advice of all prophets

The summary of the advice of all prophets is this;
Find yourself a mirror. — Shams Tabrizi

Offended Jokes Quotes By Sylvia Day: She was every promise, every hope, every fantasy

She was every promise, every hope, every fantasy a man could have. And she was mine. — Sylvia Day

Offended Jokes Quotes By Andy Weir: The fourth one is "Survived Something That Should

The fourth one is "Survived Something That Should Have Killed Me" because some fucking thing will happen, I just know it. — Andy Weir

Offended Jokes Quotes By Dolly Parton: I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either. — Dolly Parton

Offended Jokes Quotes By Jacque Fresco: Truly free people do not need to be

Truly free people do not need to be told they are free. — Jacque Fresco