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...a gallon of condescension, upon everybody... — Charles Dickens
Clothes are like a good meal, a good movie, great pieces of music. — Michael Kors
I'd asked girls out and they'd turn me down, and so finally it got to the place where you didn't want to be rejected. And so you just didn't ask. — Bob Packwood
A feast not profuse but elegant; more of salt [refinement] than of expense. — Lord Byron
If he's a true symphony artist, he knows better than that because he knows that the only truly creative musician is the jazz musician. — Buddy Rich
Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom
Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled.
He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm. — Scott Tracey
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected. — Henny Youngman
There is no reason that we should ever be ashamed of our bodies or ashamed of our love. — David Levithan
The summary of the advice of all prophets is this;
Find yourself a mirror. — Shams Tabrizi
She was every promise, every hope, every fantasy a man could have. And she was mine. — Sylvia Day
The fourth one is "Survived Something That Should Have Killed Me" because some fucking thing will happen, I just know it. — Andy Weir
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either. — Dolly Parton
Truly free people do not need to be told they are free. — Jacque Fresco

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