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It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.
— Jamie McGuire
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
— Elbert Hubbard
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
— Natasha Leggero
someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rantsand her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
His eyes are a hazy swirl ofgray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy
I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time.
— Billy Collins
I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ...
— Whitney Gracia Williams
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
— Adam Carolla
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma
Beautiful gifts sometimes come adorned in ugly wrapping.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
— Fran Lebowitz
I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it
— Elle Kennedy
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
Memory is the resurrection. The dead move among us the living in our memory and that is the resurrection.
— Joy Williams
When its dark enough you can see the stars.
— Charles A. Beard
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'
— Mitch Hedberg
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
— Bob Monkhouse
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
And all those things you listed right now, they'rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"
— Chris Rock
If I'm going really, really fast, I can do a page of finished text a day, on average.
— James C. Collins
