Observational Humor Quotes
Collection of top 18 famous quotes about Observational Humor
Observational Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Tuesdays are the worst. They are the spoiled leftovers of Mondays, repackaged with a new expiry date.
— Sorin Suciu
Don't know if it's good or bad that a Google search on "Big Bang Theory" lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
I think it's really unfortunate that academics have been sidelined in most important policy debates.
— Juan Cole
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.
— Brian P. Cleary
As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.
— Michelle M. Pillow
The smartest man in the room doesn't visit many rooms.
— Garrett McCoy
Nice moves, darlin'." He gripped her hands gently and pried them off his shirt. "You're getting stronger. That almost hurt.
— Franca Storm
Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, and then everything burst into flames.
— Brian P. Cleary
Yo! Hold my poodle!
— Shawn Wayans
Create a need for closure.
— Chip Heath
If you want to keep your own teeth, make your own sandwiches.
— Jeanette Winterson
Not only is love blind, it's a little hard of hearing.
— Brian P. Cleary
Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life.
— Iliza Shlesinger
There's no such thing as free kittens.
— Brian P. Cleary
