Obituaries Quotes
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People have been writing premature obituaries on the women's movement since its beginning.
— Ellen Goodman
Metaphysics keeps surviving its obituaries.
— Mason Cooley
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.
— Lois Greiman
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
— Bill Cosby
My father always read obituaries to me out loud, not because he was maudlin or morbid, but because they were mini biographies.
— Bill Paxton
Read obituaries. They are just like biographies, only shorter. They remind us that interesting, successful people rarely lead orderly, linear lives.
— Charles Wheelan
Remember the street car cannot turn out.
— Charles Melville Hays
Trying to guess the enemy's next move is useful; trying to guess what they are thinking is pointless.
— Raymond E. Feist
I don't listen to the news. I don't read the newspaper unless it's eccentric information - and the obituaries, of course.
— Maira Kalman
I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.
— Michael Ian Black
The desire for freedom and equilibrium (harmony) is inherent in man (due to the universal in him).
— Piet Mondrian
I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Obituaries are like near-death experiences for cowards.
— Austin Kleon
Too much reading is a bad habit. No one likes a girl who squints.
— Kathleen Tessaro
If you start the day reading the obituaries, you live your day a little differently.
— David Levithan
I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
— Erma Bombeck
There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach.
— Royce Hart
When I wake up in the morning, I immediately check the morning paper. If my name is not in the obituaries, I get up
— Benjamin Franklin
I turn to the 'Telegraph's' obituaries page with trepidation.
— Christopher Lee
It is a sin to regard the fact that God cannot do the impossible as a limitation on his powers.
— Thomas Aquinas