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Obama Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican. — Bill Maher

Perfection itself is not the ultimate goal
but the ultimate condition of life. — Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Go work at the post office or Starbucks if you want balance in your life. — Jason Calacanis

Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn't comedy I don't know if Obama could have ever become president. — Marlon Wayans

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal. — Rush Limbaugh

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. — Jon Stewart

I live in the light,
But carry my dark with me. — John Marsden

I was initially a leading man, but only on television. — Gary Cole

I'd rather be an outcast than to be inside feeling like an outsider. — Peprah Boasiako

Wisdom of the Ages: "Being Poor" Of all the crimes committed in America, undoubtedly the most unforgivable. — Matthew D. Heines

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off. — David C. Holley

Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time! — Michel Templet

Illinois preschoolers were temporarily saved from the debilitating effects of cereal and milk. — Barack Obama

Who's a prince or beggar in the grave? — Thomas Otway

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. — Thomas A Kempis

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through! — George Lopez

Over the last fifteen months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been to fifty-seven states. I think, one left to go. — Barack Obama

There is no greater reward than working from your heart and making a difference in the world. — Carlos Santana

My little girls can break my heart. They can make me cry just looking at them eating their string beans. — Barack Obama

I've never been in love," I admitted. "I'm scared of losing me to be with you. — Emma Nichols

The friendship that we established early on in our marriage ... that carries you through tough times. That and a good sense of humor. — Barack Obama

All mankind is us, whether we like it or not. — Samuel Beckett

You can't believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the same God against Deer Hunters ... — T. Rafael Cimino