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Everyone needs to believe in something, even if it is totally bugfuck nuts. — Andrea Speed

The problem with doing cutting edge research is that the masses think that you are nuts! — Steven Magee

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. — Jim Davis

You okay?" I asked Rosie and Rosie gave me an "are you nuts, that lunatic just tied me up with duct tape" look. — Kristen Ashley

Macadamia nuts can be fatal to dogs, sometimes causing seizures and kidney failure. — John Richard Stephens

To take the nuts from the fire with the dogges foot.
[To take the nuts from the fire with the dog's foot.] — George Herbert

Mellow nuts have the hardest rind. — Walter Scott

My father said I was perfectly suited for Washington because I've always worked around nuts. — Leon Panetta

Most of it was nuts, but I was determined to be a drummer as soon as I left school. — John Bonham

Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll bust your nuts!! — Neil Leckman

I finally understood why he was called Mad Rogan. It wasn't because he was insane. It was because he drove you nuts with sheer frustration. We — Ilona Andrews

I do have fun writing, and a long time ago, I told myself, 'You got to have fun at this, or it'll drive you nuts.' — Elmore Leonard

I was surprised at how much I enjoyed meeting fans face to face. They're less scary when they aren't going nuts at a Who show. But then, so am I. — Pete Townshend

Yeah, we know. Tick, tock. Nuts is in shock, — Suzanne Collins

It's intense in every sport. No matter what, USC vs. UCLA is crazy. Especially when it comes down to football and basketball, it's just nuts. — Akeem Ayers

I'm basically a really happy person. My life is nuts, but it feels complete. — Gayle King

Nuts are very healthy. And anyway, you're more important than me. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

I was prepared for the theatre, but not for the nuts and bolts. — Matthew Ashford

Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny. — Mick LaSalle

Solitary muttering allows you to say all those things you don't have the courage to say to all those people who are
driving you nuts. — Suzanne Selfors

When we [the Braves] won the World Series in '95, I went nuts. I mean, that was my team. — Jeff Francoeur

There is nothing hard inside the olive; nothing hard outside the nut. — Horace

Never torque a man's nuts unless you are his mechanic!! — Neil Leckman

I was nuts about Elvis, like every girl in America. — Brenda Lee

What's the best way to get a good spouse? The best single way is to deserve a good spouse because a good spouse is by definition not nuts. — Charlie Munger

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts! — Nicholas Evans

I think everyone's mother is slightly nuts. — Penny Marshall

A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. — John Steinbeck

I was completely nuts for most of my life. — Roseanne Barr

I now eat four Brazil nuts and one tablespoon of almond butter first thing upon waking. — Timothy Ferriss

If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right. But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby! — Jeffrey Gitomer

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we'd all have a very Merry Christmas, — Gillian Flynn

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts - Leo Valdez — Rick Riordan

Belane, are you nuts?
Who knows? Insanity is comparative. Who sets the norm? — Charles Bukowski

Wrangler butts drive me nuts. — Cindy Gerard

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. — Bob Saget

You know, I don't watch television! Sorry! I actually don't even have a television. I don't, I really don't. It's nuts, but it's true. — Brooke Smith

We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials. — Ted Nugent

The infinite possibilities. That's what used to do my nut in. — Damien Hirst

If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there. — Tom Peters

Nuts don't come in bunches. Only grapes do. — John Sandford

It's truly gratifying to see my films reach beyond a familiar public, to get a chance to move new audiences. It's nuts. It's extraordinary. — Jacques Audiard

I guess this proves there are as many nuts in the Academy as anywhere else. — Jack Nicholson

Swimming in my Daddy's big nuts — Grand Puba

People eat nuts squirrels are nuts — Gage Educational Publishing

The diet, to be healthy, has to be mostly fruits, vegetables, beans, nuts and seeds. — Joel Fuhrman

I try not to think," Leo admitted. "It interferes with being nuts. — Rick Riordan

Children are different mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. — Jean Kerr

Parents just concentrate on the thing that drives them nuts and all the other good stuff you do goes out the window. — Joan Bauer

I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane. — Allen Ginsberg

We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases. — Patrick Hayden

Authors. Even the sane one are nuts. - Da Vinci Code — Dan Brown

The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

One of these days, you keep asking, Brice, and I might scare you to death and say yes. I'd turn into a clingy, nagging witch and drive you nuts — Christine Feehan

Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts. — Matt Cole

I use to think all road racers were nuts. You know racing around a track at that speed. — Mick Doohan

Shanks moaned, stirring. "You broke my nuts"
So that was what my elbow had hit. "Sorry." My voice cracked. — Lili St. Crow

Well, if you didn't like that, this is going to feel like a swift kick to the nuts. — Victoria Scott

A fucking masochist and a sadist. Worst of the nuts to crack: the ones who didn't care what happened to themselves. — Eric Rickstad

God gushed me out his nuts, the devil swallowed me up and I burnt a hole in his guts — Nas

You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.
- Anthony — Jennifer Crusie

Ego like bile over taste buds. Get it out or hold it in. It's the suspension will drive you nuts, churn your gut. — Patrick Bryant

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. — Red Skelton

Are you nuts?" I kept my eyes on the dog when I said, "I prefer the term eccentric. — Barbra Annino

A lot of actors I had worked with seemed mentally unbalanced. It's only a matter of time before I go nuts myself. — Craig Bierko

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. — Steven Wright

And people who don't dream, who don't have any kind of imaginative life, they must ... they must go nuts. I can't imagine that. — Stephen King

Just me and my nuts, that's all I got in this world. — Ludacris

Somebody kick Che Guevera in the nuts for me please! — Abigail Roux

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. — Bobby Heenan

People come up to me all the time. If I'm with friends or in a crowd, I'm fine, but if I'm by myself, I get afraid because people are nuts. — Annie Golden

There's no guilt in eating fruits, vegetables, nuts and grains. — Jane Velez-Mitchell

The people who drive us nuts often change us most. — Auliq Ice

Listen, everything I did in my childhood was competitive. Everything we did my dad made it into a game to win. We used to drive my mum nuts. — Lee Westwood

I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts ... — Dolly Parton

The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. — Julius Boros

Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts. — George Wendt

Hey, college-bound?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you always kick guys in the nuts when they try to kiss you?"
"Maybe you should try it sometime and find out. — Rachel Hawthorne

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? — Loretta Lynn

I was nuts for stuff in the Middle Ages when I was just in the third and fourth grades. — Tamora Pierce

The taxpayer group in every state is always - always referred to as nuts. — Grover Norquist

People are like nuts. There are lots of different kinds and they're all nuts. — Johnny Moscato

I think everybody's nuts. — Johnny Depp

I'm Odd but I'm not nuts. — Dean Koontz

I drive my family nuts because when I watch something on TV, I'm likely to watch it with a bass guitar. But I don't plug it in! — Steve Capus

There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts. — Christine Lavin

People can snap. People have a limit. And some people are just plain nuts. — Ilona Andrews

God prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts. — Adrian Rogers

LOUISE WAS SORTING nuts and bolts into metal bins at the back of the somnambulant hardware store. — John Sandford

Next time it'll be your nuts. — Alexandra Bracken

I'm a little nuts. I'm a lot nuts. All I know is that in the midst of the madness of this world it's my therapy. The music touches my heartstrings. — Gordon Lightfoot

That Obama I would like to cut his nuts off. — Jesse Jackson

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. — John Steinbeck

Paradoxes only stump sane people. Nuts have irrational on our side. — Brian Spellman

I think the important thing about making a decision is just to make it. Otherwise you can go nuts thinking about the pros and cons. — Diane Chamberlain

Everybody acts like I'm nuts. I'm not nuts I just want to feel it all. — Fiona Apple

Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity) — Kinley MacGregor

When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a respected religion. — Richard Jeni

The ancient wisdom of the masters says that even a mighty oak was once a nut like you. — Mark Brown

People who were perfectly sane on Tuesday sometimes go nuts on Wednesday. — Dean Koontz