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Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun. — Nora Ephron

Maybe I'll even become a nun and swear off boys forever."
Scarlet turned to study me. "No. Your face wouldn't be good in a habit. — Gabrielle Zevin

As a child I wanted to be a ballerina, ice-cream van owner, wife of George Michael, a nun, and a music conductor. — Erin O'Connor

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You like music? How would I not — Ernest Hemingway,

Will you still love me in the morning?"
"Un jae na (Always). Nuh nun (How about you?)?"
"Young won hee (Forever). — Bianca B. Bernardino

Back when I was 8 or 9 and wanted to be a nun, I would often stop at church on my way home from school. — Ann Hood

There are women who love their husbands as blindly, as enthusiastically, and as enigmatically as nuns their cloister. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

I don't think people will ever forget I was an 'Angel', anymore than they'll forget Sally Field was 'The Flying Nun.' — Cheryl Ladd

Luke-freakin'-Holtz. Damn. To bad I didn't meet him two months ago. Right now, I can't imagine dating anyone ever again. I'm going to become a nun. — Veronica Blade

I should've been a nun, he says, half aloud, as his feet leave the ledge. — Dale McGowan

She is only a young woman who did not want to become a nun. The world is full of them. — Sarah Dunant

A halo surrounded the grim reaper nun, Sister Maria. (By the way-I like this human idea of the grim reaper. I like the scythe. It amuses me.) — Markus Zusak

I am becoming a Nun.
St. Sienna of Sunningdale. — Sienna McQuillen

My sister the nun, who wasn't going to wait for the bishop because she had an eighty-proof hangover, — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

It grieves me when I see a priest or a nun with the latest model car ... — Pope Francis

She was as useless as tits on a nun. — Steven W. Booth

You're as white as a nun's buttock. Are you all right? — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

a woman would have to be a blind lesbian nun to not be affected by him. — Carol Maloney Scott

She told me not to even try. Said you were ... as frigid as a nun and as cold as ice. That one actually stung. — Jennifer Ashley

It would not interfere with your being a nun. I live like an evil-minded monk myself. — J.D. Salinger

Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be and the sex was shit. — Warren Ellis

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I do not follow you.
Many times I do not follow myself with pleasure. — Ernest Hemingway,

In the religion of Love the courtesan is a heretic; but the nun is an atheist. — Richard B. Garnett

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If I live long enough the luck will change. — Ernest Hemingway,

Who knows what light housework means? One nun's light could be another nun's penal servitude. — Maeve Binchy

I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It is suitable for very few people. — Karen Armstrong

A woman who has been a nun is never anything else. — Phyllis Bottome

People wanted me to be like the Madonna, the white nun, you know, and that's not me. But I'm no villain. — Mary Beth Whitehead

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I am a poor idealist. I am a victim of illusions. He laughed. — Ernest Hemingway,

So live. I'll be the nun for you. I am now. — Annie Dillard

He's got the kind of body that could turn a nun into a whore. — Brooke Moss

A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke. — Jana Deleon

Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.

-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727)
New Orleans, LA — Diana Hollingsworth Gessler

I would love to play a nun. I used to want to be one when I was a kid. — Sheryl Lee

Years professed nun, nurse and midwife in the East — Jennifer Worth

Catholic media sucks. It's boring. It's for old people. It's not interesting. It's like you're in a class with an 80 year old nun. — Lino Rulli

Why the hell was the nun dancing onstage?" — R.S. Grey

If Avery was a whore, so was a nun — J. Lynn

Let's bat that nun out of the dog park! — Christopher Moore

I tried to imagine what Jesus had said to woo that young slut, the first nun. — Rion Amilcar Scott

These were the names of the men Moses sent to scout out the land, and Moses renamed Hoshea son of Nun, Joshua. Numbers 13:16 — Beth Moore

The Bagshaws?
They didn't know she was a nun! — Ally Carter

I've been a nun. A Catholic nun. — JWoww

Whatever you imagine, God is the opposite of that. — Dhul-Nun Al-Misri

Whenever folks say radical Christianity is "a phase" of youth, I tell them they need to meet our 80-year-old nun or my friend Tony Campolo. — Shane Claiborne

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body. — Joe Orton

I have been called a nun with a switchblade where my privacy is concerned. I think there's a point where one says, that's for family, that's for me. — Julie Andrews

I wonder if it's a special sin to lie to a nun — Robert Cormier

Commissioner Harris at the far end stared along the mad pathway. This was his first child and it had already become a murderer. — Michael Ondaatje

If you become a Nun, dear,
The bishop Love will be;
The Cupids every one, dear!
Will chant-'We trust in thee!' — Leigh Hunt

Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now. — Jaye Wells

Patience is seeking help only from Allah. — Dhul-Nun Al-Misri

God's penis would still rank high among those vistas a priest and a nun could not comfortably share. — James K. Morrow

Yes, there was a nun in my bed," Nora said with a sigh.
"This is my favourite story already," Kingsley said. "Go on. — Tiffany Reisz

Trust me, after the Boy Issues I've had, I'm becoming a nun. — Rachel Hawkins

Can a recovering alcoholic and a nun be happy together? Stay tuned. — Danielle Steel

So you see, I can't go to Hawaii with you. I'm sorry, Tim. But I need to decide if I want to become a nun. — Pepper Pace

He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something. — Neil Gaiman

I, the ordinary restless child, the plain adolescent, the commoner who had been a nun twice, would prove to be a Daughter of Heaven. — Shan Sa

I don't speak during the day. I warm up physically and, obviously, vocally, constantly. And I try to live like a nun. — Kristin Chenoweth

You don't believe in heaven? A nun?'
'If you don't, why should I?'
'If you did, maybe I would.'
'If I did, you would not have to. — Don DeLillo

...they did not come down hard on Leone because she had murdered her lover. It was because her sister was a nun. — Chancellor Press

Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here. — Charlie Huston

His face was uniquely slapable - a nun would have ached to punch him - while his backside cried out to heaven for a well-placed kick. — Jonathan Stroud

He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one look at Luke. — Kristen Ashley

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I never carry a gun. With my luck, if i carried a gun I would be hanged ten times a year. — Ernest Hemingway,

Oh you know me. I have no emotions. I'm a robot. Or a nun. A robot nun. — David Nicholls

Mrs. Dirello trudged out of the room, looking like a fat nun on her way to the gas chamber. — William Boyle

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It is necessary to be very strong against something — Ernest Hemingway,

For those he has ignored, he allows them this. He allows them God, their only ally. Places to worship, but no one to teach. — Greg Rucka

Come, pensive nun, devout and pure, sober steadfast, and demure, all in a robe of darkest grain, flowing with majestic train. — John Milton

Patches are a nun's jewels. — Marie Angelique Arnauld

A Japanese man festooned with cameras, a nun, a young girl in braids. — Anne Tyler

It is a beauteous evening, calm and free,
The holy time is quiet as a Nun Breathless with adoration. — William Wordsworth

One eminently orthodox Catholic divine laid it down that a confessor may fondle a nun's breasts, provided he does it without evil intent. — Bertrand Russell

The automatism of man is overcome, in the words of Dhun'Nun, by aiming for 'being as you were, where you were, before you were'. — Idries Shah

What news? There's nothing to tell. I'm a nun. — Ken Follett

The rabbis paled. I'd managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore. — Ilona Andrews

It's always a good idea to have a nun next to you when you get arrested! — Shane Claiborne

I'd have made a terrible nun. — Heather Graham

A friend sat next to a nun on a plane. He asked her what she missed most. "Wearing blue jeans," she replied. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school. — Amy Sedaris

You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire. — Katie MacAlister

There. But as they were in a public place and as she was dressed like a nun, he refrained. "Come, hurry!" he said — Christopher Buckley

Telling the truth should be kept as a last resort, Daniel, even more so to a nun — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns. — Jenny McCarthy

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I thought the pain alone would kill me — Ernest Hemingway,

Studied all year and wrote in my journal like a nun works a Rosary, dog with a new bone, bee in his hive's back room. — Dennis Vickers

Maybe it involved a woman. Oh, maybe even a nun - ooh! Wouldn't that be scandalous?" "Indeed, but no. — Jenn Bennett

Believe it or not, I have this recurring dream about church and a nun. — Hank Moody

What nuns don't realize is that they look better in nun clothes than in J. C. Penney pantsuits. — Walker Percy

A nun of winter's sisterhood kisses not more religiously; the very ice of chastity is in them. — William Shakespeare

It was colder than a nun's vagina outside, — Karina Halle

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness. — Julian Clary

I had me one sharp knife, a throwback to my glory days of the swans, and it's sharp as a nun on her second sherry. — Ken Bruen

Jezebel the nun, who violently knits ... — Bob Dylan

If you stand off to the side, all mopey and such, without a date, you'll stick out like a nun at a strip club. — Brodi Ashton

I'm blessed, for I have sinned with the best damned fuck in the universe. — Christie Ridgway

If you feel joy when you do something unselfish for him, and would just as soon do it in secret as openly, then that rings of the true metal — Susan Vreeland

I've been kissed Slade. I'm a virgin, not a nun. — Shayla Black