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Not Kidding Quotes By J.D. Salinger: The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm

The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding — J.D. Salinger

Not Kidding Quotes By S.E. Hall: Evan, what's your sign?''Right about now, I'm thinking

Evan, what's your sign?'
'Right about now, I'm thinking Proceed with Caution." I'm not kidding. — S.E. Hall

Not Kidding Quotes By J.D. Salinger: I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.

I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding. — J.D. Salinger

Not Kidding Quotes By Suzanne Wright: Shaya's chasing Nick with her shotgun - and

Shaya's chasing Nick with her shotgun - and I'm not even kidding. I believe the last words she said to him before we left were, 'Run, Alpha-boy. — Suzanne Wright

Not Kidding Quotes By Guy Garvey: I'm not David Bowie. Who are we kidding?

I'm not David Bowie. Who are we kidding? At the end of the day, I'm the same person I've always been. I'm Don Garvey's son from up the road. — Guy Garvey

Not Kidding Quotes By Bruce Willis: I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself. — Bruce Willis

Not Kidding Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Here's a professional tip: If you have to

Here's a professional tip: If you have to say you're kidding, it might not be a great joke. — Ellen DeGeneres

Not Kidding Quotes By Charles Nelson Reilly: My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. — Charles Nelson Reilly

Not Kidding Quotes By Sarah Jessica Parker: Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him.

Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast. — Sarah Jessica Parker

Not Kidding Quotes By Sandy Duncan: Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a

Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a mom is the hardest job of all. You got to work to rest. — Sandy Duncan

Not Kidding Quotes By Sylvester Stallone: People asked if I could have played the

People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator. — Sylvester Stallone

Not Kidding Quotes By Harry Mathews: My next project is to get back to

My next project is to get back to that. Actually, to learn how to write poetry. I'm not kidding. — Harry Mathews

Not Kidding Quotes By Mindee Arnett: The werewolf pointed at a bench next to

The werewolf pointed at a bench next to the door into the Kirkwoods' tomb. "Sit. Wait."
Did I mention werewolves were chatty? — Mindee Arnett

Not Kidding Quotes By Miranda July: I'm totally not kidding ... Life is too

I'm totally not kidding ... Life is too short. This is all too hard to do to actually be kidding about the whole thing. — Miranda July

Not Kidding Quotes By Matt Abrams: Playtime was over. I grabbed her by the

Playtime was over. I grabbed her by the shoulders and threw her down on the bed. — Matt Abrams

Not Kidding Quotes By Bruce Babbitt: No kidding. That's really true. You're paying your

No kidding. That's really true. You're paying your own bills through this. It's not a pleasant experience. — Bruce Babbitt

Not Kidding Quotes By Tom Sizemore: I'm afraid of the dark. I'm not kidding.

I'm afraid of the dark. I'm not kidding. — Tom Sizemore

Not Kidding Quotes By Chris Bohjalian: Did you know that a lot of Emily

Did you know that a lot of Emily Dickinson's poems can be sung to the theme from Gilligan's Island? Not kidding, this is totally legit. — Chris Bohjalian

Not Kidding Quotes By Orson Scott Card: I steal, Winkle said, with a smile that

I steal, Winkle said, with a smile that said I'm joking and a glint in his eye that said I'm not. — Orson Scott Card

Not Kidding Quotes By Ann Aguirre: She has eyes that shine like a night-hunting

She has eyes that shine like a night-hunting cat, and she's so lethal she can kill somebody with just her pinky. I'm not kidding about that. — Ann Aguirre

Not Kidding Quotes By James Woods: If I say I'm the best actor for

If I say I'm the best actor for the part, I mean it and I'm not kidding. — James Woods

Not Kidding Quotes By Rob Lowe: The president of the United States can't even

The president of the United States can't even fire his chef. I'm not kidding. — Rob Lowe

Not Kidding Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Why is it that when you wipe up

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about. — Ellen DeGeneres

Not Kidding Quotes By Jim Butcher: A tumbleweed went rolling by in the street.

A tumbleweed went rolling by in the street. I'm not even kidding. An actual, literal tumbleweed. Man, Oklahoma. — Jim Butcher

Not Kidding Quotes By Jeremy Thomas: My advice to American filmmakers is to marry

My advice to American filmmakers is to marry a European. I'm not kidding. Otherwise they don't qualify for international co-production treaties. — Jeremy Thomas

Not Kidding Quotes By Hal Varian: I keep saying that the sexy job in

I keep saying that the sexy job in the next 10 years will be statisticians, and I'm not kidding. — Hal Varian

Not Kidding Quotes By Shannon Messenger: You keep claiming you're not mysterious, but who

You keep claiming you're not mysterious, but who are you kidding?
-Keeper of the Lost Cities — Shannon Messenger

Not Kidding Quotes By Brigid Kemmerer: Becca ~ Do something! she cried. Can't you

Becca ~ Do something! she cried. Can't you build a wall of ice, or ... -
Chris ~ Are you kidding? he said. I'm not an X-Man! — Brigid Kemmerer

Not Kidding Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: My dog of 17 years just died. Oh

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding? ... Noooo ... as funny as that is, I'm not — Ellen DeGeneres

Not Kidding Quotes By Dov Davidoff: You think you have anger issues? I just

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. — Dov Davidoff

Not Kidding Quotes By Peter Bergman: She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this

She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this a speaking role?' I wasn't quite sure how to answer that one. — Peter Bergman

Not Kidding Quotes By J.D. Salinger: The more expensive a school is, the more

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding. — J.D. Salinger

Not Kidding Quotes By Kristin Chenoweth: I love eating at Sonic with my family

I love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding. — Kristin Chenoweth

Not Kidding Quotes By Marlee Matlin: I'm not really deaf; I just faked it

I'm not really deaf; I just faked it to win the Oscar KIDDING. — Marlee Matlin

Not Kidding Quotes By Vince Vaughn: I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding?

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it! — Vince Vaughn

Not Kidding Quotes By Selena Gomez: My car is so bad, I hit poles

My car is so bad, I hit poles I'm not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it's really bad. — Selena Gomez

Not Kidding Quotes By Larry Hagman: I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding. — Larry Hagman

Not Kidding Quotes By Tijan: Are you kidding me? We're going to steal

Are you kidding me? We're going to steal a cop car. How could I not be naked for this story? It's going to be epic. — Tijan

Not Kidding Quotes By J.D. Salinger: In New York, boy, money really talks -

In New York, boy, money really talks - I'm not kidding. — J.D. Salinger

Not Kidding Quotes By John Irving: I later found a bookstore on the Calle

I later found a bookstore on the Calle de Gravina - Libros, I believe it was called. (I'm not kidding, a bookstore called "Books.") — John Irving

Not Kidding Quotes By Israel Horovitz: Gloucester's not some chi-chi tourist town. It's a

Gloucester's not some chi-chi tourist town. It's a working-class seaport: a no-kidding-around down-and-dirty place. — Israel Horovitz

Not Kidding Quotes By Dick Van Dyke: [My mother] once cooked a ham and later

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding. — Dick Van Dyke

Not Kidding Quotes By Demetri Martin: I am everything and I am nothing. I

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything. — Demetri Martin

Not Kidding Quotes By Katie Rose: I'm not some piece of ass that you

I'm not some piece of ass that you can just use for the night," Jake said, surprised at his own outrage. "You've got to be kidding. — Katie Rose

Not Kidding Quotes By Rachel Caine: You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile. — Rachel Caine

Not Kidding Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You have to change those diapers every day.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! — Jeff Foxworthy

Not Kidding Quotes By Kristina Adams: Not bad"? Are you kidding me? He looks

Not bad"? Are you kidding me? He looks like that and his kissing skills are "not bad"? You're killing me here. — Kristina Adams