Not Being Funny Quotes
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Not Being Funny Quotes & Sayings
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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.
— Hayden Thorne
The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.
— Kingsley Amis
Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.
— Steve Martin
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.
— Jimmy Carr
I am not showing off. I am just being expressive!
— Nelson Jack
You are not to say 'stink,' " interrupted Helen; "at least, you may say it, but you must pretend you are being funny while you say it.
— E. M. Forster
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
— Rita Rudner
I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians.
— Richard C. Armitage
If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.
— John Gordon Sinclair
Being funny should be an incidental byproduct of trying to get to something truthful, not a destination in itself.
— Alain De Botton
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
— Woody Allen
I think my way of being "funny" is just saying things that people think but have learned not to say, whereas, I haven't learned not to say them.
— Victoria Chang
You're not worried about being compromised, are you?" he asked. "Because I've already done that.
— Lisa Kleypas
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.
— Christopher Guest
There are many different ways of being funny. I'm not sure that there's so many different ways of being dramatic.
— Isabelle Huppert
Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over.
— Nicole Holofcener
It's best not to get settled on things being a certain way, I realized. Life had a funny way if interrupting your plans.
— Tracey Porter
These Korean shopkeepers seem pretty angry at me for not being Korean.
— Stephen Schneider
I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.
— Vantile Whitfield
It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.
— David Rakoff
I love the studio audience. That's where I feel the most at home. You know right away if you're being funny or not.
— Kaley Cuoco
If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich ... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.
— Simone Elkeles
I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one.
— Cameron Diaz
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
— Jemima Kirke
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.
— Kevin Dillon
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
— Francesca Annis
To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!
— Chad Michael Murray
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny.
— Brett Gelman
I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!
— Robert Knepper
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
— Flip Wilson
I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
— Jim Dine
Being funny is not the same as being happy.
— Dana Gould
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
— Kelly Ripa
There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up
— Jemaine Clement
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
