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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
You need to be my wife to win with me.
— Pawan Mishra
I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.
— John Oliver
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
— Carlos Mencia
Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
They're in trouble, Kaz had thought. Or you were dead wrong about Matthias, and you're about to pay for all of those talking tree jokes.
— Leigh Bardugo
I aspire to bean old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait.
— Dorothy Richardson
Time for black jokes, what's the time??Can you handle it! — Deyth Banger
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.
— Scott Aukerman
I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.
— Tahar Ben Jelloun
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
— Simon Pegg
Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.
— Demetri Martin
Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood ... she just jokes.
— Saina Nehwal
Come. We must go deeper with no justice and no jokes.
— Michael Ondaatje
Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.
— Aziz Ansari
If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.
— Haruki Murakami
I conjured for him electric skies and iridescent seas and evenings full of laughter and silly jokes.
— Jojo Moyes
I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.
— Kathleen Madigan
Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel
All crises, once averted, become jokes.
— Edan Lepucki
Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.
— Andre Maurois
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
— Mitch Hedberg
My English is closer to the literary English, and I'm not very familiar with jokes in English or with, you know, with small talk in English.
— J.M.G. Le Clezio
I love my jokes.
— Dave Chappelle