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We saw there was no consensus in the U.N. Security Council. It was impossible, due to the threatened veto by some.
— Jose Maria Aznar
Without a goal analytics is aimless and worthless.
— Michael Porter
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
— Norm MacDonald
We are the cosmos made conscious and life is the means by which the universe understands itself.
— Brian Cox
I used to find great difficulty in drawing feet.
— Ida Rentoul Outhwaite
On a scale from 1-10, my ambition is probably 11 or 12.
— T. Boone Pickens
If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking ... is freedom.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
God isn't looking for people of great faith, but for individuals ready to follow Him.
— James Hudson Taylor
Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.
— Norm MacDonald
In dreams begin responsibilities.
— W.B.Yeats
When it came to maintaining a reputation, facts were fleeting but you could ride a rumor for years.
— Lisa Shearin
My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
— Norm MacDonald
It is our function as artists to make the spectator see the world our way not his way.
— Barnett Newman
At some point I was a Happy African Feminist Who Does Not Hate Men and Who Likes to Wear Lip Gloss and High Heels for Herself and Not For Men.
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie