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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
— Norm MacDonald
There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.
— Norm MacDonald
I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
— Norm MacDonald
None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
— Norm MacDonald
When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
— Norm MacDonald
We advise others better than ourselves.
— Norm MacDonald
In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
— Norm MacDonald
If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.
— Norm MacDonald
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
— Norm MacDonald
Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.
— Norm MacDonald
I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
— Norm MacDonald
Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
— Norm MacDonald
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
— Norm MacDonald
The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
— Norm MacDonald
RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
— Norm MacDonald
Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
— Norm MacDonald
Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning.
— Norm MacDonald
All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
— Norm MacDonald
The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
— Norm MacDonald
In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
— Norm MacDonald
A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
— Norm MacDonald
Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
— Norm MacDonald
Few people love with the violence they hate.
— Norm MacDonald
The character of giving advice often makes us accountable for the conduct of those we advise.
— Norm MacDonald
The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
— Norm MacDonald
Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
— Norm MacDonald
Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
— Norm MacDonald
I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
— Norm MacDonald
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
— Norm MacDonald
The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
— Norm MacDonald
They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
— Norm MacDonald
Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
— Norm MacDonald
Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
— Norm MacDonald
I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
— Norm MacDonald
It is better to be idle than employed in ill.
— Norm MacDonald
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
— Norm MacDonald
Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
— Norm MacDonald
