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There is no chance and anarchy in the universe. All is system and gradation. Every god is there sitting in his sphere. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form. — Craig Ferguson

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK! — Kathryn Lasky

Lulled in the countless chambers of the brain, our thoughts are linked by many a hidden chain; awake but one, and in, what myriads rise! — Alexander Pope

BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual. — Jim Butcher

After an hour the score was:
Quancita - 34
Radiz - 51
Sally - froglegs
Perla - 9 and 21
Me - hoo-hoo-hooo — Joel N. Ross

Freud is all nonsense; the secret of neurosis is to be found in the family battle of wills to see who can refuse the longest to help with the dishes. — Julian Mitchell

Sometimes our experiences helps us build the monument that forms the base for what God wants us to do. — Bidemi Mark-Mordi

Simply look at whatever happens and know that you are beyond it. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

He was gone off to London, merely to have his hair cut ... there was an air of foppery and nonsense in it which she could not approve — Jane Austen

Nature and education are somewhat similar. The latter transforms man, and in so doing creates a second nature. — Democritus

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Any Christian whose interest is directed toward himself is worldly. — Billy Graham

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you know what you want to do, you have the opportunity to become who you want. — Keely Barton