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I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny.
— Neil Gaiman
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
— Christopher Plummer
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
— Kristen Schaal
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
— David Letterman
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
— Russell Howard
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
— Joan Rivers
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
— Lewis Black
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
— Melanie Clark Pullen