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No Time Funny Quotes By Bryan Batt: It's funny ... musical theater is what paid

It's funny ... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time. — Bryan Batt

No Time Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: No man is charming all of the time.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant. — Rita Rudner

No Time Funny Quotes By Jessamyn West: A good time for laughing is when you

A good time for laughing is when you can. — Jessamyn West

No Time Funny Quotes By Red Skelton: I asked my wife where she wanted to

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

No Time Funny Quotes By Tessa Dare: No, no. Don't make that face. Every time

No, no. Don't make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It wears on a man's confidence. — Tessa Dare

No Time Funny Quotes By Marilyn Vos Savant: Have enough sense to know, ahead of time,

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. — Marilyn Vos Savant

No Time Funny Quotes By Jeff Lindsay: Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer

Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time. — Jeff Lindsay

No Time Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I had no idea what time it was,

I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

No Time Funny Quotes By Gary Gulman: No matter what time of year it's always

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

No Time Funny Quotes By Christopher Guest: People want me to be funny all the

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. — Christopher Guest

No Time Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday,

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

No Time Funny Quotes By Robin Black: How funny it was. The very thing that

How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time. — Robin Black

No Time Funny Quotes By Gaurav Rao: Time and Tide wait for no Man; what

Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist ! — Gaurav Rao

No Time Funny Quotes By Jack Handy: If trees could scream, would we be so

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. — Jack Handy

No Time Funny Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill. — Cuthbert Soup

No Time Funny Quotes By Henry George Bohn: Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.

Nature, time and patience are three great physicians. — Henry George Bohn

No Time Funny Quotes By Alan Ladd: It's a funny thing about me. I don't

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry. — Alan Ladd

No Time Funny Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: The first time you went out, you became

The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists."
"That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas

No Time Funny Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri

No Time Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: If I had a dime for every time

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham

No Time Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: She has to agree to have me. It

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it. — Robyn Carr

No Time Funny Quotes By Greg Farshtey: There's no time to waste," Kai said. He

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey