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Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation.
— David Z. Hirsch
America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation.
— Norman Vincent Peale
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg.
— Julie Kagawa
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
— Michael Summers
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
— Phyllis Diller
You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest.
— Laurann Dohner
I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
— Woody Allen
I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.
— Michael Summers
How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.
— Jim Gaffigan
I really think I'd be better at, like, advanced napping techniques.
— Tui T. Sutherland
You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.
— Chris O'Donnell
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this early!?
— Jeff Hirsch
No man is greater than his respect for sleep.
— Ogden Nash
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.
— Niall Horan
Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
— Chic Murray
Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.
— Sophie Kinsella
