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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

The director, Antoine Fuqua, relies on small details, which anchor the vigilante-as-saint myth in at least a minimal degree of reality. — David Denby

Stop at home. Arm for Ireland. Fight for Ireland and no other land. — James Larkin

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope

Superior people take both the credit and the blame for everything that happens to them. — Brian Tracy

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" — Henny Youngman

Neil Young is my hero. You know what that guy has been doing for the past 40 years? Making music. That's what that guy does. — Dave Grohl

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. — Tommy Cooper

Ensure compliance and be responsive to the feedback. — Anne McLellan

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Listening to Jeremiah is one hell of a way to get your blood going in the morning; it puts caffeine to shame. — Kathleen Norris

What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side. — Mark Helprin

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe. — Dave Barry

Italians love sun, sin, and spaghetti. — Lady Randolph Churchill