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Jack had been my best friend since we'd been in diapers,
— Liliana Hart
Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
— Benjamin Franklin
What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.
— Jorge Posada
I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers.
— David Duchovny
Always remember your kid's name,
— Amy Poehler
Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.
— Felix Baumgartner
No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!
— Lauren Hutton
Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason
— Pete McCloskey
What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials.
— Karen Russell
A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
— Eca De Queiros
I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.
— Shakira
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.
— Jackie Jackson
Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.
— Roger Federer
Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
— James Carville
Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.
— Karen Cushman
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
— George W. Buck
I'm pretty sure that changing diapers of all sizes isn't the kind of women's work Betty Friedan had in mind, nor Linda Hirshman.
— Sandra Tsing Loh
A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.
— Rufus Wainwright