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Jack had been my best friend since we'd been in diapers, — Liliana Hart

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. — Benjamin Franklin

I'm not a mama's boy or anything. I'm a full-grown man who only occasionally wears diapers (you have to in an EVA suit). — Andy Weir

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat. — Bob Saget

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason. — Eca De Queiros

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first. — Jorge Posada

The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers. — Kris Carr

I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers. — David Duchovny

Always remember your kid's name, — Amy Poehler

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool. — Felix Baumgartner

Politicians should be changed regularly, like diapers, and for the same reason. — Richard Davies

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. — Mark Twain

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night! — Lauren Hutton

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason — Pete McCloskey

What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials. — Karen Russell

An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change. — Sufjan Stevens

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. — Eca De Queiros

It had been my experience that fatherhood was mostly a matter of suffering the insufferable, tolerating the intolerable, and changing diapers. — Jeff Lindsay

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often. — Shakira

Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn't grow up together, however. I was in the crib, and she was playing cribbage in the nursing home. — Jarod Kintz

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little. — Jackie Jackson

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do. — Roger Federer

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change. — James Carville

I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will. — Lisa Ling

Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing. — Karen Cushman

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula. — Pauly D

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap. — George W. Buck

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ... — Bill Cosby

I'm pretty sure that changing diapers of all sizes isn't the kind of women's work Betty Friedan had in mind, nor Linda Hirshman. — Sandra Tsing Loh

A diaper is as inspiring as a drink. — Rufus Wainwright