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I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke.
— Jessica Capshaw
I had no job at the time and was living off the cruel joke I referred to as my savings.
— David Sedaris
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
— Afrika Bambaataa
You always felt they were pawns in an indifferent universe, butts of an existential joke with no punch line.
— Poppy Z. Brite
Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke
— Rachel Cohn
remember this old Zen joke, "Don't just do something, sit there!" I can think of no better market advice when you are feeling emotional.
— Palgrave Macmillan Trade
In our state - no kidding - they are called Standards of Learning, or "SOLs." (I don't think anyone intended the joke.)
— Barbara Kingsolver
When I came back to America, I realized that world music is no joke, it really has a lot to it.
— Zach Condon
Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
— Stephen Colbert
The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.
— Florence Scovel Shinn
Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy.
— Rebecca Romijn
I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!
— Jennifer Damiano
There are no ordinary people.. it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit.
— C.S. Lewis
Imagination is no Joke, But a Wish
— Jan Jansen
War is no joke, it seems. It destroys, kills, burns, separates, brings unhappiness.
— Zlata Filipovic
Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance.
— Boomer Esiason
I ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke,Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke. — Rakim
No doubt he was smiling. He smiled a lot, as if the world were a secret joke that only he was clever enough to understand.
— George R R Martin
I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.
— Matthew Gray Gubler
Oh God. It's no joke. Oh God oh God. How can I keep on living?
— Margaret Atwood
Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it.
— Cory Doctorow
Literature, especially poetry, and lyric poetry most of all, is a kind of family joke, with little or no value outside its own language-group.
— George Orwell
I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.
— Christa Miller
Stewardesses were a joke to many of us coming of age in the liberated Sixties. They were no joke in the women's movement that liberated us, however.
— Cathleen Schine
Housekeeping ain't no joke.
— Louisa May Alcott
What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!
— Ana Claudia Antunes
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
— Neil Peart
A symphony is no joke.
— Johannes Brahms
Everything in life is not a joke.""No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce
I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.
— Jenifer Lewis
Work very very hard. This business is no joke. Make sure you know what you want or you might be taking someone else's view instead of your own.
— Zoe Cassavetes
Life must go on, even if it's no joke ... just pretend to believe in the future.
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree gently. "Of course I do not wish that. No one really wishes to be queen.
— Kendare Blake
It was no secret joke that brought the smile and the sparkle in his eye, it was physics.
— Feynman, Richard
You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.
— C.S. Lewis
all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them.
— Jonathan Woodrow
Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
— Oliver Goldsmith
No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.
— John Waters
No one has ever honestly said, "I hate that this joke exists, even though it's clearly hilarious." It
— Chuck Klosterman
The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.
— Edward Albee
A German joke is no laughing matter.
— Mark Twain
But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!
— H.G.Wells
Is this some kind of joke?" "I have no sense of humor." She'd heard that about Raphael.
— Larissa Ione
We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything.
— Stephen Colbert
If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?No one knows what he can do till he tries. — Publilius Syrus
Don't mind us, Shay." Mason flashed him a smile. "We're just a bunch of wild animals."No joke." Dax flexed his arms. — Andrea Cremer
She laughed when there was no joke. She danced when there was no music.She had no friends, yet she was the friendliest person in school. — Jerry Spinelli
I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing.
— Peter Jackson
No, I will not make out with you." Her red lips curled up. "Did you just try to make a joke, Madam Prosecutor?" I smirked.
— Eliza Lentzski
Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke.
— Mindy Kaling
.Clumsy jesting is no joke.
— Aesop
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
— Doug Larson
To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale.
— Ian MacKaye
When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life.
— Heather Sellers
I've always been into leopard print. No joke, when I was 14 years old I wanted my entire room to be covered in it.
— Kim Kardashian
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[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror.
— Jimmy Fallon
I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.
— James Brolin
Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line.
— Stephenie Meyer
A beautiful problem is no joke!
— Marvin Knopp