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I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke. — Jessica Capshaw

I had no job at the time and was living off the cruel joke I referred to as my savings. — David Sedaris

It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl. — Afrika Bambaataa

You always felt they were pawns in an indifferent universe, butts of an existential joke with no punch line. — Poppy Z. Brite

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke — Rachel Cohn

remember this old Zen joke, "Don't just do something, sit there!" I can think of no better market advice when you are feeling emotional. — Palgrave Macmillan Trade

Is that another sort of joke?" asked the old man. "You've no excuse for being bored anywhere. When I was your age I had never heard of such a thing. — Henry James

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime. — Jon Stewart

In our state - no kidding - they are called Standards of Learning, or "SOLs." (I don't think anyone intended the joke.) — Barbara Kingsolver

My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise. — Flavor Flav

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato

When I came back to America, I realized that world music is no joke, it really has a lot to it. — Zach Condon

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke. — Stephen Colbert

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick. — Raymond Carver

The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences. — Florence Scovel Shinn

Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy. — Rebecca Romijn

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! — Jennifer Damiano

Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went.
No, why?
You moved.
Just don't move. — Margaret Atwood

There are no ordinary people.. it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit. — C.S. Lewis

Imagination is no Joke, But a Wish — Jan Jansen

War is no joke, it seems. It destroys, kills, burns, separates, brings unhappiness. — Zlata Filipovic

Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance. — Boomer Esiason

Who do you look like?" I laugh.

"No one. My father used to joke that my mother must have had an affair with the milkman. — Amy Ewing

I ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke,
Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke. — Rakim

There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it's not so much a good joke anymore. 'Everybody's from Scranton; no one's in Scranton.' — Joe Biden

No doubt he was smiling. He smiled a lot, as if the world were a secret joke that only he was clever enough to understand. — George R R Martin

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke. — Matthew Gray Gubler

Oh God. It's no joke. Oh God oh God. How can I keep on living? — Margaret Atwood

No fear. Now is for laughing. The truth is a joke and they're good in Supply. — Hugh Howey

Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it. — Cory Doctorow

Literature, especially poetry, and lyric poetry most of all, is a kind of family joke, with little or no value outside its own language-group. — George Orwell

I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are. — Christa Miller

She could admit to herself that she'd been distant and probably acting stranger by the days, but what Rick had done to her was no joke. — Tiece

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke. — Michael Scott

Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho

The stuff about film being a collaborative medium is no joke. — Alex Gibney

Stewardesses were a joke to many of us coming of age in the liberated Sixties. They were no joke in the women's movement that liberated us, however. — Cathleen Schine

I realized how badly I wanted to make a joke to Dex about it. We had been the Ghostbusters. Now there was no Experiment in Terror and no Dex. — Karina Halle

It is not a sin to be seventy but it is also no joke. — Golda Meir

Housekeeping ain't no joke. — Louisa May Alcott

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun! — Ana Claudia Antunes

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke. — Neil Peart

A symphony is no joke. — Johannes Brahms

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke. — Hermann Hesse

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it. — Chris Martin

Everything in life is not a joke."

"No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce

There is no loneliness more lonely than to be alone in a crowd. No awkwardness more unsettling than the inside joke you do not comprehend. — Claire North

I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke. — Jenifer Lewis

Work very very hard. This business is no joke. Make sure you know what you want or you might be taking someone else's view instead of your own. — Zoe Cassavetes

Life must go on, even if it's no joke ... just pretend to believe in the future. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree gently. "Of course I do not wish that. No one really wishes to be queen. — Kendare Blake

It was no secret joke that brought the smile and the sparkle in his eye, it was physics. — Feynman, Richard

You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years. — C.S. Lewis

No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey

all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. — Jonathan Woodrow

He's managed to make himself something highly unusual for a man at this stage of his career: unclassifiable. Unpredictable. Tom Jones is no joke — Ken Tucker

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw. — Oliver Goldsmith

I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them. — Paul Mooney

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke. — John Waters

No one has ever honestly said, "I hate that this joke exists, even though it's clearly hilarious." It — Chuck Klosterman

Loneliness is holding in a joke because you have no one to share it with. — Neil Strauss

The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke. — Edward Albee

A German joke is no laughing matter. — Mark Twain

Adults always teased me about having boyfriends, but there was an age where it was no longer a joke, the idea that boys might actually want you. — Emma Cline

For Europeans a president having an affair, especially in France, is a joke. No one cares, it would never bring this kind of trouble to a country. — Julie Delpy

Everyone says "i will never" and "one should never" but, actually, "No one can Resist Miss-using Power (at-least ones) when they have it". — Honeya

We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? — Will Rogers

You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here. — Harper Lee

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp! — H.G.Wells

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. — Muhammad Ali

Is this some kind of joke?" "I have no sense of humor." She'd heard that about Raphael. — Larissa Ione

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything. — Stephen Colbert

If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
No one knows what he can do till he tries. — Publilius Syrus

It is easy to launch a project if you have no clue about the cost and schedule. — Gerry Geek

Don't mind us, Shay." Mason flashed him a smile. "We're just a bunch of wild animals.
"No joke." Dax flexed his arms. — Andrea Cremer

She laughed when there was no joke. She danced when there was no music.
She had no friends, yet she was the friendliest person in school. — Jerry Spinelli

There's no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or a failure or ugly or stupid or morally empty. — Patrick Stump

I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing. — Peter Jackson

No, I will not make out with you." Her red lips curled up. "Did you just try to make a joke, Madam Prosecutor?" I smirked. — Eliza Lentzski

Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke. — Mindy Kaling

.Clumsy jesting is no joke. — Aesop

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before. — Doug Larson

To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale. — Ian MacKaye

When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers

I've always been into leopard print. No joke, when I was 14 years old I wanted my entire room to be covered in it. — Kim Kardashian

[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. — Jimmy Fallon

I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!' — Maria Semple

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank. — James Brolin

Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer

I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history. — Henry Rollins

A beautiful problem is no joke! — Marvin Knopp