No Job Funny Quotes
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Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.
— Jacquelyn Ayres
Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.
— Scott Adams
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
— Steven Wright
It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.""I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny.
— Josh McDermitt
It's a funny thing in my job: you remain perpetually lonely in a world where loneliness is the rarest commodity.
— Brian W. Aldiss
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
— Dan Castellaneta
We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences?
— Gian-Carlo Rota
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
— Elayne Boosler
He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
— Alan Davies
My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.
— Danny Masterson
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
— Rosie O'Donnell
The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job.
— Sue Civil-Brown
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
— Christian Bale
I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it.
— Merrie Haskell
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
— Sarah Silverman
I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.
— Mitch Hedberg
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
I'm good at blowjob.
— Lauren Baker
