No Condom Quotes
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No Condom Quotes & Sayings
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The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.
— Chris Kasparoza
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
— Katt Williams
Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
— Thabo Mbeki
I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."~Evan Loehr — Jessica Scott
Brownies and a condom.
— Jill Shalvis
I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.
— Bill Cosby
If you want to stop, tell me now," he said as he ripped open a condom wrapper."Stop and I kill you. — Katie Reus
The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.
— Jennifer Weiner
Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.
— Stephen King
It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,
— Christine Zolendz
She's been used more often than a jailhouse condom.
— Michael Robotham
There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures.
— Wendy Wright
No one has invented a condom for the pen yet
— Khushwant Singh
No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.
— Natasha Friend
did he bring a condom to have sex with a woman with no uterus?
— Carol Maloney Scott
I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.
— Dana Gould
Sex without a condom was just a physical symbol of an emotional barricade destroyed.
— Melanie Harlow
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
— Bill Engvall
It's like a condom, Min, holes happen, I said,
— Mary Calmes
Didn't use a condom," he says with genuine regret in his eyes. "I'm sorry, I got so carried away. You're on birth control, right?
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That's why I'm wearing a condom.)
— Jarod Kintz
I don't have a condom.
— Kendall Ryan
I would think that if you understood what sex education is, you would get down on your knees and worship a condom.
— Jane Fonda
And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex with anyone else, ruined for using a condom with this girl.
— Christina Lauren
Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell.
— Merlyn Gabriel Miller
But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty.
— Lauren Beukes
My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means "too stupid to use a condom.
— John Goode
So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but wear a condom, that's all I can say
— Kenneth Eade
Worry is to human beings ... what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
