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What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

Nothingness cannot be defined; the softest thing cannot be snapped. — Bruce Lee

Be the first to seek to bring good, do not grow accustomed to evil, but defeat it. — Pope Francis

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

A clever fool and a foolish wise man. — George R R Martin

In the whole world, there was no better place than being wrapped in him. — Ilona Andrews

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

Nonviolence is not a cloistered virtue, confined only to the rishi and the cave-dweller. — Mahatma Gandhi

Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning. — Rick Riordan

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. — Kylie Scott

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu

I really would have liked to love, but I didnt trust myself to allow it. — Karl Valentin

The weak overcomes its/ menace, the strong over-/comes itself. — Marianne Moore

I trust we shall never be reduced to the painful extremity of seeking the aid of Mirabeau. — Marie Antoinette

When a marriage ends, who is left to understand it? — Joyce Carol Oates

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. — Eugene Ormandy

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod