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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls. — Sarah Silverman

I have no desire to spend every night of the next few months at balls and soirees or drowning in tea with morning callers. — Sarah M. Eden

No matter what happens, keep on hitting the ball. — Harry Vardon

If you really want to talk to the big boss now, make sure you leave your balls here with me, for he likes no balls on people he is talking to. — Pawan Mishra

There is no defense against a base on balls. — Joe Garagiola

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. — Lee Trevino

This country is no more saved than; well ... it's as lost as they say in Alabama, " ... as lost as a ball in tall grass." — Paul Washer

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls — Lee Trevino

Knowing what I do now, I don't know if I'd ever have the balls to go to film school, with no connections and no knowledge of the business side at all. — Michael Patrick Jann

When I get to where I can enjoy just lying on the rug picking up lint balls, I will no longer be too ambitious. — Hugh Prather

I'm a certified bad-ass indestructible bitch. The sun tries to burn me, I'll kick him in his fiery balls. I don't need no stinking suntan lotion. — Chuck Wendig

I'm having a ball. I just walk in, make some funnies and walk out, no pressure. — Neil Patrick Harris

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO ... explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death. — Bill Hicks

That's your pitch to women? Let's get naked?" He snorted. "No wonder your balls are blue. — Nalini Singh

You get no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop into the cup that counts. — Laurie Auchterlonie

No matter how long you play rock n roll songs might change just as the balls are there, the rock balls. And that's what's important to us. — Bon Scott

I just try to see the ball and hit it. If I get a hit, I get a hit. If I get out, I get out. There's no secret about it. — Dustin Pedroia

Confused and fearful as he was, this one thing Tom knew for certain. No man ever took another man's balls in his mouth to mock him. — Jez Morrow

He has a dick and two balls and no heart and that makes him Hunter's twin. I should probably just start calling him Hunter. — Colleen Hoover

I just do my best to put the ball in play and put it in play where no one's going to make a play on it and hopefully drive some runners in. — Joey Votto

Heart and soul, gut and balls, I love you. There's no one I'd rather hold. Not until I'm eighty. Not until the day I die. — Kristen Ashley

He's what, in my alley days in Dublin, we would have called a fug - cross between a fuck and a pug. Lots of mouth and no balls. — J.D. Robb

Saddam Hussein was a horrible man, and I am pleased he is no longer running Iraq. But the war was wrong. — Ed Balls

What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It's like putting your hand up a tiger's arse. - Egg — Jamie Scallion

It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball. — Pete Sampras

With a versatile player, there's no spot on the court you can't pass him the ball. You can do anything. — Kevin Durant

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. — Dave Barry

I had no chance of controlling a ball game until I first controlled myself. — Carl Hubbell

There's no reason for any warlock to be interested in her unless he's in the market for nonfunctional crystal balls. — Cassandra Clare

In my own case I have frequently faced the pitcher when I had no desire whatever to hit. I wanted to get a base on balls. — Johnny Evers

Size and strength didn't intimidate Herman. As he told me later, no matter how big they grow, balls and eyes stay soft and a tire tool has no friends. — Joe R. Lansdale

There is no excuse for not catching a ball you can get to. — Johnny Damon

It's easy, man. I just take the ball and throw. Hard! It's a God-given talent! No one can teach it to you. They either hit it or they don't. — Vida Blue

Against the flying ball no valor avails. — Martin Luther

I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls. — Dana Reinhardt

I love a hard-hit ball, a diving-play situation where you realize afterward there was no thinking involved. It was 100 percent reaction. — Morgan Ensberg