Ninja Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Ninja

Ninja Quotes & Sayings

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I call this one the Ninja Center-fold! ~ Naruto — Masashi Kishimoto

Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja? — Rachel Caine

The first priority to the ninja is to win without fighting. — Masaaki Hatsumi

Yeah, I'm kind of proud of myself, too. I was a fucking sex ninja. — Victoria Dahl

I love feeling like I'm inhabiting the body of a ninja, like I could rob a liquor store with my bare hands if I wanted to. — Ronda Rousey

To become a vampire, you must be bitten by one. To become a ninja, you first have to allow yourself to be one. — Jarius Raphel

I've always been able to vomit as silently as a ninja; it's a questionable talent and a poor party trick. — Jason Purdy

Maybe I could be a ninja assassin too, Jack thought. — Jane Seville

People don't expect a small Japanese girl to be able to break a man's arm.
"They didn't assume you were a ninja? — Demitria Lunetta

Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing. — Stephenie Meyer

Anything can be a weapon in imaginative hands. — Jane Prowse

I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood. — Megan Fox

You can't call a ninja lord dweeb. — Rick Riordan

What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you ... a Ninja Turtle? — Elle Casey

Later she would think about how he'd snuck up on her so silently. The man was on crutches - what was he, a ninja or something? — Sarah Mayberry

When I first heard of it, I thought it was a horror film. 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is such a strange name. I wasn't into the comic books at all. — Judith Hoag

True love is limitless, patience and forgiveness are not ... — Jarius Raphel

I used to love ninja movies. That was my thing. — Matt Smith

Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder. — Cassandra Clare

A mask does not hide who you are, it shows exactly what you want others to see. — Jarius Raphel

Then in one fluid, unbelievably quick motion, he rolled off and stood. Jesus, the guy was part alien, part human, and part ninja. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Never ask a ninja if she can jump - it's degrading. — Rachel Van Dyken

A stealthy ninja monkey she was not. — Dinah Katt

Ninjas don't wish upon a star, they throw them. — Jarius Raphel

Man ... ninjas are kind of cool ... I just don't know any personally. — Kanye West

So, I heard you're this ninja or something. — Stephen Chbosky

Even though this mysterious ninja is evil, I think he is sooo cool. — William Thomas

Stupid werewolf ninja sperm. — Molly Harper

Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

Sometimes, I pretend to be a ninja spy when I'm walking through my house..but I always blow my cover when I run into the wall. — Dreamer Girl

Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said. — John Green

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that. — Isaiah Mustafa

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. — Shaquille O'Neal

When all else fails, when you hit a brick wall, let the enemy reveal themselves by giving them what they're looking for. — Jane Prowse

Don't use your mommy ninja skills on me. — Ottilie Weber

Tomorrow we bite
The hand that feeds us today
Either way, we'll eat — Chris Dahlen

Gentlemen, we just siezed an airfield. That was pretty ninja. — Evan Wright

True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals. — Jarius Raphel

You're like, a kick ass ninja of niceness. — H.M. Ward

A master can teach many things. But the most important lesson for a ninja is to learn oneself. — Jarius Raphel

Customers are ninjas now. They are stealthily evaluating you right under your nose. — Jay Baer

Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now ... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again ... AND I WON'T ... ! — Masashi Kishimoto

I never go back on my word! That's my nindo, my ninja way! — Masashi Kishimoto

Wise men say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja! — Sho Kosugi

I like it when my five-year-old asks me if a woman in a burka on the subway is a ninja. — Jim Gaffigan

What do you expect me to do i am a pirate not a ninja!" - Annie, The House of Mystery — Matthew Sturges

My secret passion is motorbikes. I want a Kawasaki Ninja. — Petra Nemcova

To succeed is to never believe in failure. — Jarius Raphel

That was pretty ninja. — Evan Wright

Humans lose focus of the big picture when they're drunken in the midst of their feelings. - Tojuro Hattori — Yuhki Kamatani

I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course, I'm tense. — Courtney Allison Moulton

You use your tits the way a ninja assassin uses nunchuks. — Shannon McKenna

Reread that Bronte book all you want, but Jane Eyre's never going to get gender-reassignment surgery or train to become a kick-ass ninja assassin. — Chuck Palahniuk

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja. — Darynda Jones

Maybe Park had paralyzed her with his ninja magic, his Vulcan handhold, and now he was going to eat her.
That would be awesome. — Rainbow Rowell

You're just a really loud, awkward ninja, but we are both ninjas. — John Green

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. — Will Advise

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson

He'd replace the window, but the kid was sleeping in his room from now until she was thirty and married to a huge guy with ninja skills. — Christopher Moore

Ty is like... a ninja on crack. — Abigail Roux

A trained bus thrower like Gabriel, or Robin Hood wannabe like Scarlet, or a ninja assassin like Tristan — Chelsea Fine

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like. — Laurell K. Hamilton

The fucker was a ninja! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

As far as I knew, Nadia was still with her new guy, some fancy tennis player from Brazil. Donatello or Michelangelo or something. Ninja Turtle? Yeah. — Ilsa Madden-Mills

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

I've never really been that much of a fan of Ninja Tune. — Tom Jenkinson

The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all. — John Green

Medicine cabinets are dangerous. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja. — Barry Lyga

Ninja Assasins Incorporated, Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offed today? — Clifford Riley

All I ever wanted to be was a Ninja ... Tong from Kickboxer, Sagat from Street Fighter. — Pat Barry

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once — Steve Aylett

If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja. — Jarius Raphel

Ninja should have the benevolence to protect men of justice
since there are lots of good and respectable people in the
world. — Masaaki Hatsumi

Someone has to be the worst ninja in the class. That's just basic math. — Jenny Lawson

I think once every person on the planet sees 'New Moon' and there's nobody left who hasn't see it, then I think they'll be able to go see 'Ninja.' — Joel Silver

Hey.. Kitten..Are you Secretly Ninja? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

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Including a mention of your impressive record ... The man who had penetrated and copied over a thousand techniques.. Kakashi the mirror ninja. — Masashi Kishimoto

She's like a kindness ninja. Sneaking around in order to help people. — A.S. King

Shane: Note to self: Never ever doubt Cam. — Power Rangers

If you look for a reason to fight someone, then given reason you would fight everyone. — Jarius Raphel

I struggled to hold her. It was not unlike holding a cat. Some wild, ninja, cat. — Melissa Wright

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that." — Jonah Hill

That damn mara was an emotional ninja, sneaking up on your heart when you least expected it. — Rachel Vincent

Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket! — Raphael

The world is not full of crazy ninja perfume ladies! — Elisa Paige

I went to a Christian school, and as a kid, we weren't allowed to really watch anything violent, even 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' — Maggie Grace

I kick-kick game, can't injure Nicki. That's why they nick-nicknamed me Ninja Nicki. — Nicki Minaj

She wore leather pants, a long-sleeved shirt open over a tank top, and enough guns and knives to make her look like a pissed-off Ninja Turtle. — S.M. Reine

sometimes i play fruit ninja for 2 hours and the i have diaria — Roslyn Grant

N the world, those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum. — Masashi Kishimoto

They looked so dangerous, like alligators. Really fast alligators wearing black. Ninja alligators. I decided not to use that one on Megan. — Brandon Sanderson

Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak. — Etgar Keret

I became Vulnerability TED, like an action figure - like Ninja Barbie, but I'm Vulnerability TED. — Brene Brown

I'm a natural-born ninja saddled with the awkward grace of a drunk camel. — Tabi Card

May my enemies live long so they can see me progress. — Ninja Visser

That girl is like a fucking ninja. — Vi Keeland

Achievement. Just another skill of a ninja. — Jarius Raphel