There's always a faster gun. — Dennis Overbye
Faith never makes a confession. — Henry David Thoreau
Stop smiling. Every time you smile, an angel dies. — Kristan Higgins
Grace allows for questions ... and is the answer! EL — Evinda Lepins
Hot legs, bring your Mother, too. — Rod Stewart
Who can fathom the danger and pain of a visit to the City Council? — Joseph Fink
I like rules that make sense, not rules without logic. — Gillian Flynn
You cannot have the right to do what is wrong! — Abraham Lincoln
If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people. — Victor Cousin
Although I cannot see your face As you flip these poems awhile, Somewhere from some far-off place I hear you laughingand I smile. — Shel Silverstein
We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie. — Joycelyn Elders
Traveling makes a vacation lose all appeal. You would never want to take the family to a European city. You travel a lot, but it's a job. — Hamilton Leithauser
Everybody says life is hard. I'm surprised nobody makes effort to not create any lives. — Orlyze Simons
We in America today are nearer to the final triumph over poverty than ever before. — Herbert Hoover
