Night Joke Quotes
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Night Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I never was so immensely tickled by anything I had ever said before. I actually woke up twice during the night, and laughed till the bed shook.
— George Grossmith
When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought ... — William Shakespeare
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought ... — William Shakespeare
Be disciplined and prudent in the way you manage your time
— Sunday Adelaja
Use of masturbation as a way of soothing yourself to ward off death anxiety so you can fall asleep.
— Irvin D. Yalom
I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show.
— Michael Phelps
People don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night.
— David Ogilvy
Having random sex the way Tania did sounded kinda ... hollow. I didn't want to live in a Hollowland.
— Jess C. Scott
Body language is more powerful than words.
— Ricky Gervais
The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists.
— Mike Nichols
A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.
— Irma S. Rombauer
She wore comforting grooves in her head
— Rainbow Rowell